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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Androcles[_6_]
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[Androcles]
| You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the arse, Poe,

[Misguided Blind Poe]
| It looks like this:
|
| x' = x - vt
| (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| t' = t
|
[Androcles]
You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
you cretin. It looks like this:
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Galilea...formation.html

except that Weisstein has omitted velocities u and w in the
y and z directions.


Of course cretins like Einstein and Poe can't handle moving
sideways and up simultaneously. Never step sideways on
an escalator, Poe, you'll be lost in spacetime and dream up
impossible **** like "transverse mass" and "transverse Doppler
shift".
As I said, you wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you
in the arse, Poe.

Your homework assignment:
Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
Weisstein.

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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Dirk Van de moortel
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"Androcles" wrote in message o.uk...


[Androcles]
| You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the arse, Poe,

[Misguided Blind Poe]
| It looks like this:
|
| x' = x - vt
| (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| t' = t
|
[Androcles]
You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
you cretin. It looks like this:
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Galilea...formation.html

except that Weisstein has omitted velocities u and w in the
y and z directions.


Of course cretins like Einstein and Poe can't handle moving
sideways and up simultaneously. Never step sideways on
an escalator, Poe, you'll be lost in spacetime and dream up
impossible **** like "transverse mass" and "transverse Doppler
shift".
As I said, you wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you
in the arse, Poe.

Your homework assignment:
Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
Weisstein.


Other than
http://users.telenet.be/vdmoortel/di...tEvenKnow.html ,
no comment.

Dirk Vdm
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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Martin Hogbin
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"Dirk Van de moortel" wrote in message
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"Androcles" wrote in message o.uk...


[Androcles]
| You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the arse, Poe,

[Misguided Blind Poe]
| It looks like this:
|
| x' = x - vt
| (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| t' = t
|
[Androcles]
You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
you cretin. It looks like this:
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Galilea...formation.html

except that Weisstein has omitted velocities u and w in the
y and z directions.


Of course cretins like Einstein and Poe can't handle moving
sideways and up simultaneously. Never step sideways on
an escalator, Poe, you'll be lost in spacetime and dream up
impossible **** like "transverse mass" and "transverse Doppler
shift".
As I said, you wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you
in the arse, Poe.

Your homework assignment:
Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
Weisstein.


Other than
http://users.telenet.be/vdmoortel/di...tEvenKnow.html ,
no comment.


There are idiots, damned idiots, and Androcles.


--
Martin Hogbin



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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Androcles[_6_]
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"Martin Hogbin" wrote in message
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|
| "Dirk Van de moortel" wrote
in message
| news |
| "Androcles" wrote in message
o.uk...
|
|
| [Androcles]
| | You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the arse,
Poe,
|
| [Misguided Blind Poe]
| | It looks like this:
| |
| | x' = x - vt
| | (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| | t' = t
| |
| [Androcles]
| You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
| you cretin. It looks like this:
| http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Galilea...formation.html
|
| except that Weisstein has omitted velocities u and w in the
| y and z directions.
|
|
| Of course cretins like Einstein and Poe can't handle moving
| sideways and up simultaneously. Never step sideways on
| an escalator, Poe, you'll be lost in spacetime and dream up
| impossible **** like "transverse mass" and "transverse Doppler
| shift".
| As I said, you wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you
| in the arse, Poe.
|
| Your homework assignment:
| Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
| Weisstein.
|
| Other than
|
http://users.telenet.be/vdmoortel/di...tEvenKnow.html ,
| no comment.
|
| There are idiots, damned idiots, and Androcles.

There is ****, dog **** and Dork.

xi = (x-vt)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
eta = (y-ut)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
zeta= (z-wt)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)
tau_x = (t-vx/c²)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
tau_y = (t-uy/c²)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
tau_z = (t-wz/c²)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)

Carry three watches or do not move sideways or ride an elevator.

Personally I prefer three witches:
Double double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and Einstein bubble. --- Pop!

Poe is an idiot, pathetic Hogbin is a damned idiot, Dork's IQ doesn't get
into double figures.



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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Jeckyl
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"Androcles" wrote in message
o.uk...


[Androcles]
| You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the arse, Poe,

[Misguided Blind Poe]
| It looks like this:
|
| x' = x - vt
| (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| t' = t
|
[Androcles]
You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
you cretin. It looks like this:


You still think the Poe didn't show you the generalised Galillena transform?

Your homework assignment:
Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
Weisstein.


He already provided you with the generaliseed solution that applies to
motion in any direction .. you're simply too ignorant to recognise it.

This is just too funny .. you're showing exactly how ignorant you are for
all to see.


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Old January 17th 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Jeckyl
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Default Poe's missing homework

"Androcles" wrote in message
o.uk...

"Martin Hogbin" wrote in message
...
|
| "Dirk Van de moortel"
wrote
in message
| news |
| "Androcles" wrote in message
o.uk...
|
|
| [Androcles]
| | You wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you in the
arse,
Poe,
|
| [Misguided Blind Poe]
| | It looks like this:
| |
| | x' = x - vt
| | (where x, x' and v are 3-vectors in general)
| | t' = t
| |
| [Androcles]
| You don't even know what a transformation is or what it does,
| you cretin. It looks like this:
| http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Galilea...formation.html
|
| except that Weisstein has omitted velocities u and w in the
| y and z directions.
|
|
| Of course cretins like Einstein and Poe can't handle moving
| sideways and up simultaneously. Never step sideways on
| an escalator, Poe, you'll be lost in spacetime and dream up
| impossible **** like "transverse mass" and "transverse Doppler
| shift".
| As I said, you wouldn't know a Galilean transform if it bit you
| in the arse, Poe.
|
| Your homework assignment:
| Place u, the velocity in the y-direction, in the matrix shown by
| Weisstein.
|
| Other than
|
http://users.telenet.be/vdmoortel/di...tEvenKnow.html ,
| no comment.
|
| There are idiots, damned idiots, and Androcles.

There is ****, dog **** and Dork.

xi = (x-vt)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
eta = (y-ut)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
zeta= (z-wt)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)
tau_x = (t-vx/c²)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
tau_y = (t-uy/c²)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
tau_z = (t-wz/c²)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)


So .. are you trying to tell us that these are Galillean transforms? It
wouldn't surprise me if you did .. as you don't recognise them when you see
them anyway.

If not .. why are you posting them?

Carry three watches or do not move sideways or ride an elevator.


And why would anyone need to do that .. one watch is perfectly fine.



 




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