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Old January 1st 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Dr. Henri Wilson
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.

The scale should be logarithmic, so as to avoid the need for terms like 'Mega-
or Giga-Jeckyls' for people like Androcles and Eric Geese.

Negative ratings will imply only minor stupidity.

Some people will rate consistently high, whilst others such as Seto will
typically range from - infinity to + infinity.

Serious contributors, such as Hammond, Pencho and myself and will not appear on
the scale at all for obvious reasons. Rather, a separate scale indicating
MESSAGE CONSTRUCTIVENESS will be established with units of 'Wilson', 'Kennaugh'
or 'Valev'.

Other scales that may be considered in future might be ones for IRRELEVANCY
(unit: the 'Ghost' or the 'Sue') and for ALWAYS WRONG (unit: 'Draper' or
'Wormley'...or maybe the 'Poe'). Another, the NUISANCE VALUE, will have units
'Dono', 'Geese' or 'Van de Moombel'.

Tom Roberts will dominate a special complex scale, indicating an 'ABILITY TO
UTTER COMPLETE BULL**** WITH AN AIR OF GREAT AUTHORITY'. Diehards like Hobba,
DSmith, Jerry, Andersen, Pigpen, etc., who continually express huge amounts of
the former with very little of the latter will find themselves grouped around
zero on that scale.





Henri Wilson. ASTC,BSc,DSc(T)

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Old January 1st 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Eric Gisse
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Jan 1, 1:35 pm, HW@....(Dr. Henri Wilson) wrote:
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.

The scale should be logarithmic, so as to avoid the need for terms like 'Mega-
or Giga-Jeckyls' for people like Androcles and Eric Geese.


How many 'Jeckyls' is it for someone who forges their diplomas and
posts them on USENET?

[...]

  #3  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Jeckyl
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

"Dr. Henri Wilson" HW@.... wrote in message
...
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.


So .. you've decided to now launch a whole new thread to demonstrate your
idiocy. As if you needed to.

You are so obviously jealous that I actually understand the theories you try
to talk about better than you do, that you feel the need to start a thread
like this. How petty and childish of you .. and totally within your
character.




  #4  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Jeckyl
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

"Eric Gisse" wrote in message
...
On Jan 1, 1:35 pm, HW@....(Dr. Henri Wilson) wrote:
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as
its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.

The scale should be logarithmic, so as to avoid the need for terms like
'Mega-
or Giga-Jeckyls' for people like Androcles and Eric Geese.


How many 'Jeckyls' is it for someone who forges their diplomas and
posts them on USENET?


Hmm .. not as many as for someone who would believe they were genuine after
reading any of Henri's posts


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Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Traveler[_2_]
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 11:04:02 +1100, "Jeckyl" wrote:

"Dr. Henri Wilson" HW@.... wrote in message
.. .
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.


So .. you've decided to now launch a whole new thread to demonstrate your
idiocy. As if you needed to.

You are so obviously jealous that I actually understand the theories you try
to talk about better than you do, that you feel the need to start a thread
like this. How petty and childish of you .. and totally within your
character.


ahahaha... I think this is a funny thread. ahahaha... But I like
Jackal better. Maybe Capuchin Jackal sounds better? What do you think,
Jackalito? ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

Louis Savain

Rebel Science News:
http://rebelscience.blogspot.com/
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Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Jeckyl
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Posts: 8,421
Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

"Traveler" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 11:04:02 +1100, "Jeckyl" wrote:

"Dr. Henri Wilson" HW@.... wrote in message
. ..
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as
its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.


So .. you've decided to now launch a whole new thread to demonstrate your
idiocy. As if you needed to.

You are so obviously jealous that I actually understand the theories you
try
to talk about better than you do, that you feel the need to start a thread
like this. How petty and childish of you .. and totally within your
character.


ahahaha... I think this is a funny thread. ahahaha... But I like
Jackal better. Maybe Capuchin Jackal sounds better? What do you think,
Jackalito? ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

Louis Savain


I don't agree with your physics .. but I do like your sense of humour (most
of the time).


  #7  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Dono
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Posts: 4,740
Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Jan 1, 2:35 pm, HW@....(Dr. Henri Wilson) wrote:


You forgot the NATURAL IMBECILE unit, measured in "Dr. Henri Wilson"
s !

  #8  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Traveler[_2_]
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Posts: 393
Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Tue, 1 Jan 2008 19:15:59 -0800 (PST), Dono
wrote:

On Jan 1, 2:35 pm, HW@....(Dr. Henri Wilson) wrote:


You forgot the NATURAL IMBECILE unit, measured in "Dr. Henri Wilson"
s !


ahahaha... And, of course, let's not forget the donut brain unit,
measured in Donos. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

Louis Savain

Rebel Science News:
http://rebelscience.blogspot.com/
  #9  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Dono
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Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Jan 1, 7:48 pm, Traveler is:


http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...5/35092155.JPG

  #10  
Old January 2nd 08 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Dr. Henri Wilson
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Posts: 4,219
Default Standard Unit of Stupidity.

On Tue, 1 Jan 2008 14:53:59 -0800 (PST), Eric Gisse wrote:

On Jan 1, 1:35 pm, HW@....(Dr. Henri Wilson) wrote:
I propose that this NG adopt a new physical unit called the 'Jeckyl' as its
standard for MESSAGE CONTENT STUPIDITY.

The scale should be logarithmic, so as to avoid the need for terms like 'Mega-
or Giga-Jeckyls' for people like Androcles and Eric Geese.


How many 'Jeckyls' is it for someone who forges their diplomas and
posts them on USENET?

[...]


message rating: 2.34


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