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Old March 8th 07 posted to sci.physics.relativity
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The speed of light is constant because if your relative to everything
your relative to nothing.

There is no dark side of the moon really as a matter of fact it's all
dark.

I figured it out! LOL!

Good one Floyd very creative.

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Oh yeah, Pink floyd has a publius enigma puzzle.I can't figure it out
but maybe it was meant for you. There is a tangable gift.

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When I posted about the Enigma they hit me with a photon torpedo on the
radio.

The lunatic is in the grass


I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

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The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatic are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And everyday the paperboy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane

You lock the door
and throw away the key
Theres someone in my head but it's not me

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Waters


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THINK PINK

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They just played one of my favorite songs by the Electric Light
Orchestra when I finished this thread. Thats gold faith!

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The pink floyd group will help you and Publius Enigma will probably come
back if you start solving the puzzle.

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The enigma was made by a retired CIA encryption specialist.

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HA Fox and friends are always messing with me they are joking about
nakid cowboys. LOL

HOWDY PILGRIM

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Your close, but not close enough! (Not that I fancy you.)

 




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