Can anybody read these titles of String Theology papers without
laughing?

It's well known that stringtheology has nothing to do with physics, but
it can be used as entertainment.

1. hep-th/0608101 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Generalized dilaton-Maxwell cosmic string and wall solutions
Authors: John Morris
Comments: 11 pages; to appear in Phys.Lett.B

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2. physics/0607122 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Scale Cosmological Constant
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 5 pages, LaTeX
Subj-class: General Physics

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3. hep-th/0607100 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Strings and (Almost) Modular Forms
Authors: Mina Aganagic, Vincent Bouchard, Albrecht Klemm
Comments: 62 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Geometry;
Number Theory

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4. hep-th/0607092 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum Energies of Strings in a 2+1 Dimensional Gauge
Theory
Authors: N. Graham, M. Quandt, O. Schroeder, H. Weigel
Comments: 26 pages, 20 eps-files combined to 8 figures

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5. hep-th/0607086 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmological Constant and Axions in String Theory
Authors: Peter Svrcek
Comments: 22 pages

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6. hep-th/0607073 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Inflation Free, Stringy Generation of Scale-Invariant
Cosmological Fluctuations in D = 3 + 1 Dimensions
Authors: Ali Nayeri
Comments: 13 pages, 3 figures

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7. hep-th/0607008 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrable Deformations of $\hat{c}=1$ Strings in Flux
Backgrounds
Authors: Joshua L. Davis, Finn Larsen, Ross O'Connell, Diana Vaman
Comments: 39 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems

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8. hep-th/0606272 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Einstein Supergravity and New Twistor String Theories
Authors: Mohab Abou-Zeid, Christopher M. Hull, Lionel J. Mason
Comments: LaTeX, 67 pages, no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Differential Geometry

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9. hep-th/0606265 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Universality of correction to Luescher term in
Polchinski-Strominger effective string theories
Authors: N. D. Hari Dass, Peter Matlock
Comments: 4 pages

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10. hep-th/0606106 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The SL(2,R)WZWN string model as a deformed oscillator and
its classical-quantum string regimes
Authors: M. Ramon Medrano, N. G. Sanchez
Comments: 11 pages; no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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11. hep-th/0606031 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Wilson Line Inflation
Authors: A. Avgoustidis, D. Cremades, F. Quevedo
Comments: 33 pages. Contribution to O.Obregon's Festschrift. v2:
References added

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12. hep-th/0606026 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncommutative $D_3$-brane, Black Holes and Attractor
Mechanism
Authors: Supriya Kar, Sumit Majumdar
Comments: 17 pages

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13. hep-th/0605255 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Quantum Field Theories, Strings, and Orbifolds
Authors: Ernesto Lupercio, Bernardo Uribe
Comments: 27 pages, 9 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Topology;
Algebraic Geometry

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14. hep-th/0605250 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, T-duality breaking, and nonlocality without the
shortest distance
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 3 pages

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15. hep-th/0605112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory, quantum mechanics and noncommutative
geometry: a new perspective on the gravitational dynamics of D0-branes
Authors: T. P. Singh (Tata Institute of Fundamental Research,
Mumbai)
Comments: 6 pages. This essay received an honorable mention in the
Gravity Research Foundation Essay Competition, 2006

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16. astro-ph/0604417 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Proposing a Experimental Astronomical Test to the Existence
of the Quantum Strings
Authors: Paulo da Costa Moreira
Comments: 12 pages, no figures, LATEX of PCTEX 3.2

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17. physics/0604171 [abs, pdf] :
Title: String Theory - From Physics to Metaphysics
Authors: Reiner Hedrich
Comments: 30 pages, submitted to "Physics and Philosophy"
(Online-Journal)
Subj-class: History of Physics

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18. physics/0604016 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrability in String Theories
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 48 pages, LaTeX, 3 figures
Subj-class: General Physics

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19. hep-th/0603173 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum global vortex strings in a background field
Authors: E.C.Marino
Comments: To appear in Journal of Physics A: Mathematical and
General
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other
Journal-ref: J.Phys. A39 (2006) L277-L284

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20. physics/0603112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory and the crisis in particle physics
Authors: Bert Schroer
Comments: Addition of references, correction of typos and small
text additions, 34 pages
Subj-class: Physics and Society

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21. hep-th/0602276 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 42 pages, 7 figures, Chapter for the book "Quantum
Simulations via Analogues: From Phase Transitions to Black Holes", to
appear in Springer lecture notes in physics (LNP)
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other

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22. hep-th/0602175 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Twisted Superconducting Semilocal Strings
Authors: Peter Forgacs, Sebastien Reuillon, Mikhail S. Volkov
Comments: 39 pages, 20 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Superconductivity
Journal-ref: Nucl.Phys. B751 (2006) 390-418

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23. hep-th/0601191 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The partition function of interfaces from the Nambu-Goto
effective string theory
Authors: M. Billo, M. Caselle, L. Ferro
Comments: 28 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0602 (2006) 070

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24. hep-th/0601134 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String triality, black hole entropy and Cayley's
hyperdeterminant
Authors: M. J. Duff
Comments: 9 pages latex
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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25. physics/0601072 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Bosonic Strings to Fermions
Authors: B.G.Sidharth
Comments: 10 pages, latex
Subj-class: General Physics

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26. hep-lat/0601023 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: High precision Monte Carlo simulations of interfaces in the
three-dimensional Ising model: a comparison with the Nambu-Goto
effective string model
Authors: Michele Caselle, Martin Hasenbusch, Marco Panero
Comments: 20 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Lattice; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0603 (2006) 084
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27. hep-th/0512186 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, world-sheet covariant quantization and Bohmian
mechanics
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 9 pages, version to appear in Eur. Phys. J. C
Journal-ref: Eur.Phys.J. C47 (2006) 525-529

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28. hep-th/0511235 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Fermionic zero modes on a toroidal cosmic string
Authors: Abhijit B. Gadde, Urjit A. Yajnik

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29. hep-lat/0511023 [abs, pdf] :
Title: Lattice QCD and String Theory
Authors: Julius Kuti
Comments: 22 pages, 15 figures, plenary talk at LATTICE 2005,
Trinity College, Dublin, July 25-30, 2005. Reference typos corrected
Journal-ref: PoS LAT2005 (2005) 001

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30. hep-th/0511006 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Light-cone Superstring Field Theory, pp-wave background and
integrability properties
Authors: L. Bonora, R.J. Scherer Santos, A.S. Sorin, D.D. Tolla
Comments: 23 pages, 3 figures, footnote and references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems; Mathematical Physics

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Journal-ref: Class.Quant.Grav. 23 (2006) 799-816

31. hep-th/0510227 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Revival of Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 13 pages, Invited Lecture in " Pomeranian Workshop in
Fundamental Cosmology" (Poland 2005), to be published in Annalen der
Physik
Journal-ref: Annalen Phys. 15 (2006) 264-276

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32. hep-th/0510118 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Open-closed homotopy algebra in mathematical physics
Authors: Hiroshige Kajiura, Jim Stasheff
Comments: 38 pages, 4 figures; v2: published version
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Quantum Algebra;
Algebraic Topology
Journal-ref: J.Math.Phys. 47 (2006) 023506

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33. hep-th/0510022 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Thorsten Battefeld, Scott Watson
Comments: 55 pages, 1 figure, minor corrections, version to appear
in Reviews of Modern Physics
Journal-ref: Rev.Mod.Phys. 78 (2006) 435-454

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34. hep-th/0509177 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Superstring Gravitational Lensing Phenomena:
Predictions for Networks of (p,q) Strings
Authors: Benjamin Shlaer, Mark Wyman
Comments: 11 Pages, 6 Figures
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 123504

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35. hep-th/0509163 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Loop Space Mechanics to Nonabelian Strings
Authors: Urs Schreiber
Comments: PhD thesis
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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36. hep-th/0509099 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Challenges for String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: 10 pages, 1 figure to appear in the proceedings of the
59th Yamada Conference "Inflating Horizon of Particle Astrophysics and
Cosmology" (Univ. of Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan, June 20 - 24, 2005) (one
reference updated)

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37. hep-th/0509076 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Looking Beyond Inflationary Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: invited talk at "Theory Canada 1" (Univ. of British
Columbia, Vancouver, Canada, June 2 - 4, 2005) (references updated)

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38. math.QA/0508349 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Frobenius algebras and planar open string topological field
theories
Authors: Aaron D. Lauda
Comments: 66 pages, diagrams in xypic and pstricks
Subj-class: Quantum Algebra; Geometric Topology
MSC-class: 57R56;18D05;57M99

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39. hep-th/0508178 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Semiclassical (QFT) and Quantum (String) Rotating Black
Holes and their Evaporation: New Results
Authors: A. Bouchareb, M. Ramon Medrano, N.G. Sanchez
Comments: New article

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40. hep-th/0508024 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncritical M-Theory in 2+1 Dimensions as a Nonrelativistic
Fermi Liquid
Authors: Petr Horava, Cynthia A. Keeler
Comments: 47 pages, 1 figure; v2: typos corrected, references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Strongly Correlated
Electrons

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41. cond-mat/0508020 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From new states of matter to a unification of light and
electrons
Authors: Xiao-Gang wen
Comments: 14 pages, to appear in YKIS2004 proceedings, homepage
this http URL
Subj-class: Strongly Correlated Electrons
Journal-ref: Prog.Theor.Phys.Suppl. 160 (2006) 351-360

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42. math.AG/0507316 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Finite representations of a quiver arising from string
theory
Authors: Xinyun Zhu
Subj-class: Algebraic Geometry

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43. hep-th/0506143 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Thermal Duality and the String Canonical Ensemble
Authors: Shyamoli Chaudhuri
Comments: 26pgs. Derivations corrected
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics

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44. hep-th/0505172 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic D-strings as Axionic D-term Strings
Authors: Jose J. Blanco-Pillado, Gia Dvali, Michele Redi
Comments: 26 pages, 4 figures; v2 Refs. added; v3 minor changes,
version to appear in PRD
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 105002

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45. hep-th/0505110 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: On the evolution of cosmic-superstring networks
Authors: Edmund J. Copeland, P.M. Saffin
Comments: Extra references added showing constraints on cosmic
superstrings, 7 pages, 7 figures
Journal-ref: JHEP 0511 (2005) 023

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46. hep-th/0504154 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The fate of (phantom) dark energy universe with string
curvature corrections
Authors: M. Sami, Alexey Toporensky, Peter V. Tretjakov, Shinji
Tsujikawa
Comments: 6 pages and 3 figures, discussion on dynamically evolving
dilaton and modulus included, references added, version to appear in
Physics Letters B
Journal-ref: Phys.Lett. B619 (2005) 193

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47. math.GT/0503625 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Notes on string topology
Authors: Ralph L. Cohen, Alexander A. Voronov
Comments: 95 pages
Subj-class: Geometric Topology; Algebraic Topology; Quantum Algebra
MSC-class: 57R19; 55P35; 57R56; 57R58; 55P25; 18D50; 55P48; 58D15

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48. nlin.SI/0503036 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Degasperis-Procesi peakons and the discrete cubic string
Authors: Hans Lundmark, Jacek Szmigielski
Comments: 58 pages, LaTeX with AMS packages, to appear in
International Mathematics Research Papers
Subj-class: Exactly Solvable and Integrable Systems
Journal-ref: International Mathematics Research Papers 2005:2
(2005) 53-116


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49. hep-th/0502032 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Massive Neutrinos and (Heterotic) String Theory
Authors: Joel Giedt (1), G. L. Kane (2), Paul Langacker (3), Brent
D. Nelson (3) ((1) U. of Toronto, (2) MCTP and U. of Michigan, (3) U.
of Pennsylvania)
Comments: 18 pages in RevTeX format. Single-column postscript
version available at this http URL
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D71 (2005) 115013

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50. gr-qc/0502014 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Letelier-Gal'tsov spacetime revisited
Authors: G. Clement, D.V. Gal'tsov, P.S. Letelier
Comments: 3 pages

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MOVING DIMENSIONS THEORY ROCKS OUT!!!

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A great research project for grad students and postdocs would be to
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from the first postulate of MDT:
The Fourth Dimension is expanding relative to the Three Spatial
Dimensions.



While String Theory is absorbing the tens of millions of NSF funds and
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If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
-Albert Einstein


Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the
imagination. -John Dewey, The Quest For Certainty


There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!
-Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) U. S. inventor.


All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All
these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it
from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual
towards freedom.
-Albert Einstein


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!-William Wallace in Braveheart


INTRODUCTION
In this day and age of unprecedented hype, hand-waving, and hoaxes in
theoretical physics, Dynamic Dimensions Theory rocks the universe with
a simple postulate.
The object of science is to unify formerly disparate phenomena within
a deeper framework, and Dynamic Dimensions Theory unifies both Quantum
Mechanics and Relativity with a simple framework.
For instance, both the results of the double-slit experiment and length
contraction of relativity are suddenly understood in the profound
context of Dynamic Dimensions Theory.
The famous equation E=mc2 is presented in a deeper context, finally
accounting for the deeper physical reality that gives massive energies
to small masses seemingly at rest.
Godel's paradox of block-time is resolved, and action at a distance
and quantum entanglement are explained within the simple framework of
Dynamic Dimensions Theory.
The arrow of time and entropy-the second law of thermodynamics-are
accounted for, and time dialation is explained.
Dynamic dimensions theory is a theory so revolutionary that it may be
banned from the academy for years, as health benefits and tenure are
far more important than truth, logic, and reason in today's
postmodern academies.
And at last time is explained as a phenomenon that emerges from a
deeper physical reality.


THE GENERAL POSTULATE
OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions.


THE SPECIFIC POSTULATE
OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the rate of c in units of the Planck length, giving rise
to time and all classical, quantum mechanical, and relativistic
phenomena.


MDT IN BRIEF
Without further adieu, allow me to present the beauty and elegance of
MDT by showing both its simplicity and far-reaching ability to account
for and answer fundamental questions. All of the below will be
elaborated on throughout the book.


Questions Addressed by MDT:


Why does light have a maximum, constant speed independent of the
source? The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions. A photon is momenergy that exists orthogonal to
the three spatial dimensions. It is carried along by the expanding
fourth dimension. So no matter how fast the source is moving when the
photon is emitted, the photon travels at the rate with which the fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus c
is always independent of the movement of the source.


Why are light and energy quantized? The fourth dimension is expanding
in a quantized manner relative to the three spatial dimensions. Light
and energy are matter rotated completely into the fourth expanding
dimension, and as it expands in a quantized manner, light and energy
are thus quantized.


Why is the velocity of light constant in all frames? Time is an
emergent phenomena that arises because the fourth dimension is
expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. The flow of time
is inextricably wed to the emission and propagation of photons. In all
biological, mechanical, and electronic clocks, the emission and
propagation of photons is what determines time. The velocity of light
is always measured with respect to time, which is inextricably linked
to the velocity of light. This tautology ensures that the velocity of
light, measured relative to the velocity of light, will always be the
same.


How can photons display both wave and particle properties? The
fundamental photon propagates as a spherical wave-front, surfing the
fourth expanding dimension. This is because the fourth expanding
dimension appears as a spherical wavefront as it expands through the
three spatial dimensions. The act of measurement localizes the
photon's momenergy, taking it out of the expanding fourth dimension
and trapping it in the three stationary spatial dimensions, and it
appears as a localized particle, trapped by electrons as it blackens a
grain on a photographic plate.


How can matter display both wave and particle properties? The
fundamental electron is abuzz with photons. Photons are continually
being emitted into the fourth expanding dimension and reabsorbed by the
electron. The continual dance with these photons gives the electron
its wave properties. Nothing moves without photons which up the net
probability that the combine momenergy will be in the expanding fourth
dimension. The more photons one adds to an object, the greater the
chance it has of existing in the expanding fourth dimension, and thus
it moves.


Why are there non-local effects in quantum mechanics? The fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. That
means that what begins as a point in the fourth dimension is a sphere
with a 186,000 mile radius one second later. So it is that the entire
spherical wavefront of the photon exists in the exact same place in
time. Hence the non-locality observed in double slit experiments, the
EPR effect, and quantum entanglement. Take two interacting spin ½
photons and let them propagate at the speed of c in opposite
directions. They are yet at the exact same place in time! And too,
they are yet in the exact same place of the fourth expanding dimension.


Why does time stop at the speed of light?
Time depends on the emission and propagation of photons. If no photons
are emitted, time does not occur. This holds true whether the clock is
an unwinding copper spring, a biological system such as a heart, or an
oscillating quartz crystal. No photom emission=no time! As an object
approaches the speed of light, its ability to emit photons without
reabsorbing them diminishes. An object traveling at the speed of light
cannot emit a photon.


How come a photon does not age?
A photon represents momenergy rotated entirely into the fourth
expanding dimension. A photon stays the exact same place in the fourth
dimension, no matter how far it travels. A photon stays the exact same
place in time, no matter how far it travels. Again, time is not the
fourth dimension, but in inherits properties of the fourth dimension.


Why are inertial mass and gravitational mass the same thing?


Why do moving bodies exhibit length contraction?
Movement is always accompanied by a shortening in length. This is
because the only way for a body to move is for it to undergo a rotation
into the forth dimension, which is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions. The more energy an electron has, the more photons
it possesses, and the higher probability it exists in the expanding
fourth dimension. Hence its length appears contracted as perceived
from the three spatial dimensions.


Why are mass and energy equivalent?
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions. That means that a baseball sitting on a lab table
stationary in our three-dimensional inertial reference frame, is yet
moving at a fantastic velocity relative to the fourth dimension. Hence
every seemingly stationary mass has a vast energy, as given by E=mc2.
In a nuclear reaction matter is rotated into the expanding fourth
dimension, appearing as high-enegry photons (gamma rays) propagating at
the same velocity of the fourth expanding dimension-c.


Why does time's arrow point in the direction it points in? The fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. Hence
every photon naturally expands in a spherically symmetric manner.
Hence every electron, or piece of matter that interacts with photons,
is naturally carried outward from a central point in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence the particles in a drop of dye in a swimming
pool dissipate in a spherically symmetric manner, and are never
reunited. Hence time's arrow and entropy.


Why do photons appear as spherically-symmetric wavefronts traveling at
a velocity c? The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions at the velocity c. Hence photons, which are tiny
packets of momenergy rotated entirely into the fourth dimension, appear
as spherically-symmetric wavefronts propagating at the velocity c.


Why is there a minus sign in the following metric?
x^2+y^2+z^2-c^2t^2=s^2
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the velocity c. Hence the only way to stay still in the
space-time continuum, and to achieve a 0 interval, is to move with the
velocity of light.


What deeper reality underlies Einstein's postulates of relativity?
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the velocity c. This single postulate assures that the
speed of light is constant for all observers and that the laws of
physics are the same in all inertial frames.


What deeper reality underlies Newton's laws?
Newton's laws are an approximation of relativity and quantum
mechanics, and as MDT underlies QM & relativity, it underlies
Newton's laws.


Why is an increase in velocity always accompanied by a decrease in
length as measured by an external observer? All increases in velocity
are accompanied by rotations into the fourth dimension. All
particles can be represented by momenergy 4-vectors. The greater the
momenrgy component in the expanding fourth dimension, the greater the
velocity and speed of the particle. Rest mass is the invariant here.
It never changes. It prefers the three spatial dimensions. In order
for it to move, one must gain energy in the form of photons. These
photons prefer the fourth expanding dimension. The more photons one
adds, the greater the component of the momenergy 4-vector that appears
in the fourth expanding dimension, the more energy the particle has,
the shorter it appears, and the faster it moves.


How MDT Is Aiding Fellow Physicists


"The conclusions from Bell's theorem are philosophically startling;
either one must totally abandon the realistic philosophy of most
working scientists or dramatically revise our concept of space-time."
-Abner Shimony and John Clauser


Moving Dimensions Theory provides this new concept of space-time. The
vast ambitions of most tenure-track physicists, including string
theorists and LQG hypers, causes them to focus on irrelevant, minute
questions, and thus, though funded by millions for over thirty years,
have not yet been able to string the bow. Deeper, true physicists,
such as Abner Shimony and John Clauser are alert to the fact that
physics need news ideas.
The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"For me, then, this is the real problem with quantum theory: the
apparently essential conflict between any sharp formulation and
fundamental relativity. It may be that a real synthesis of quantum and
relativity theories requires not just technical developments but
radical conceptual renewal." -John Bell


Moving Dimensions Theory provides this radical conceptual renewal. The
expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"Entanglement is not one but rather the characteristic trait of quantum
mechanics." -Erwin Schrodinger


The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet be at the
exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the new
concept of space-time.


"The discovery of the quantum of action shows us not only the natural
limitation of classical physics, but, by throwing a new light upon the
old philsophical problem of the objective existence of phenomena
indepedently of our observations, confronts us with a situation
hitherto unknown in natural science." -Niels Bohr


The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"I think we need a new way to look at time, not either Quantum
Mechanics or Relativity." -Roger Penrose


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"Should we be prepared to see some day a new structure for the
foundations of physics that does away with time? . . . Yes, because
'time' is in trouble." -John Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"Time is clothed in a different garment for each role it plays in our
thinking." -John Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"The word time came not from heaven but form the mouth of man." -John
Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"My ideas about time all developed from the realization that if nothing
were to change we could not say that times passes. Change is primary,
time, if it exists at all, is something we deduce from it. My Italian
collaborator Bruno Bertotti and I found that the deep structure of
Einstein's general theory of relativity does correspond to this truth.
It is telling us that time does not exist as an independent thing and
that change is indeed primary. However, this is in the framework of
so-called classical physics, the form of physics that developed before
quantum mechanics was discovered. When the idea that time has no
independent existence is combined with the basic facts of quantum
mechanics in the simplest possible way, the implications are startling.
.. .The quantum universe is static. Only timeless Nows exist. The
quantum rules give them different probabilities. We experience the most
probable Nows as individual instants of time. The appearance of motion
and a flow of time are both illusions created by very special structure
of the instants that we experience." -Julian Barbour,
http://www.platonia.com/ideas.html


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"The mystery of time's arrow is the oldest problem in science
concerning the nature of time, predating even the theory of
relativity." -Paul Davies, About Time


MDT accounts for Time's Arrow: The fourth dimension is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Photons are momenergy
rotated entirely into this expanding fourth dimension. Hence any group
of photons originating from a central point will be found distant to
one-another. Hence every photon naturally expands in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence every electron, or piece of matter, is
naturally carried outward from a central point in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence a drop of dye in a swimming pool dissipates in
a spherically symmetric manner, and is never reunited. Hence time's
arrow and entropy.


Moving Dimensions Theory & On The Advancement Of Physics


Physics has been furthered far more often by a rugged individual
acknowledging the simple and obvious in a pursuit of the truth than
book-keepers-in-training playing games in the abstruse in pursuit of
tenure. The advancement of physics has ever depended far more on
logic, reason, and Truth than government grants, tenure, group think,
peer-reviewed journals, and aging bureaucracies. "That is the way
things are because that is the way things are," has lead to far more
physics than the contemporary, "things can't be that way because the
math dictates that we live in thirty-three dimensions and four are
curled up, and that is what NSF is funding."


When nobody could measure nor detect the supposed ether, Einstein
proclaimed, "there is no ether." When experiments showed that light
existed only in quantized packets, Einstein proclaimed that light only
existed in quantized packets, and he won the Nobel Prize. When spectra
from atoms showed discreet energies, Niels Bohr proclaimed that
electrons orbits were quantized, and he received a Nobel Prize. When
Maxwell's Equations had a recurring constant, Maxwell used c to denote
it, and Einstein proclaimed that the speed of light must be constant
for all observers-and so Special Relativity was born. When Einstein
juxtaposed objects falling towards the earth getting closer together
with the fact that two people starting at the equator, walking on
originally parallel lines of longitude towards the North Pole, would
come together because they were walking on a curve surface, Einstein
proclaimed that the space-time around a massive object must also be
curved. This along with Einstein's realization that the force of
gravity would be rendered null in free-fall, lead to General
Relativity.
And so it is that in the above paragraph you have the roots of the
greatest achievements of physics in the past 100+ years, dwarfing
String Theory, Loop Quantum Gravity, and thousands of their variatons,
which deal in the abstruse, complicated, muddled, and mythological
worlds which are safe from physics simple rigor.

what i found so funny is that you bothered to readd all of them, if you
find it so funny. me, on the other hand, just scrolled it over. ... but
i know nothing about string theory, so that might be the cath.

still, i'm led by the common sense

wrote:
Can anybody read these titles of String Theology papers without
laughing?

It's well known that stringtheology has nothing to do with physics, but
it can be used as entertainment.

1. hep-th/0608101 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Generalized dilaton-Maxwell cosmic string and wall solutions
Authors: John Morris
Comments: 11 pages; to appear in Phys.Lett.B

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2. physics/0607122 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Scale Cosmological Constant
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 5 pages, LaTeX
Subj-class: General Physics

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3. hep-th/0607100 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Strings and (Almost) Modular Forms
Authors: Mina Aganagic, Vincent Bouchard, Albrecht Klemm
Comments: 62 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Geometry;
Number Theory

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4. hep-th/0607092 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum Energies of Strings in a 2+1 Dimensional Gauge
Theory
Authors: N. Graham, M. Quandt, O. Schroeder, H. Weigel
Comments: 26 pages, 20 eps-files combined to 8 figures

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5. hep-th/0607086 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmological Constant and Axions in String Theory
Authors: Peter Svrcek
Comments: 22 pages

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6. hep-th/0607073 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Inflation Free, Stringy Generation of Scale-Invariant
Cosmological Fluctuations in D = 3 + 1 Dimensions
Authors: Ali Nayeri
Comments: 13 pages, 3 figures

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7. hep-th/0607008 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrable Deformations of $\hat{c}=1$ Strings in Flux
Backgrounds
Authors: Joshua L. Davis, Finn Larsen, Ross O'Connell, Diana Vaman
Comments: 39 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems

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8. hep-th/0606272 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Einstein Supergravity and New Twistor String Theories
Authors: Mohab Abou-Zeid, Christopher M. Hull, Lionel J. Mason
Comments: LaTeX, 67 pages, no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Differential Geometry

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9. hep-th/0606265 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Universality of correction to Luescher term in
Polchinski-Strominger effective string theories
Authors: N. D. Hari Dass, Peter Matlock
Comments: 4 pages

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10. hep-th/0606106 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The SL(2,R)WZWN string model as a deformed oscillator and
its classical-quantum string regimes
Authors: M. Ramon Medrano, N. G. Sanchez
Comments: 11 pages; no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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11. hep-th/0606031 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Wilson Line Inflation
Authors: A. Avgoustidis, D. Cremades, F. Quevedo
Comments: 33 pages. Contribution to O.Obregon's Festschrift. v2:
References added

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12. hep-th/0606026 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncommutative $D_3$-brane, Black Holes and Attractor
Mechanism
Authors: Supriya Kar, Sumit Majumdar
Comments: 17 pages

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13. hep-th/0605255 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Quantum Field Theories, Strings, and Orbifolds
Authors: Ernesto Lupercio, Bernardo Uribe
Comments: 27 pages, 9 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Topology;
Algebraic Geometry

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14. hep-th/0605250 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, T-duality breaking, and nonlocality without the
shortest distance
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 3 pages

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15. hep-th/0605112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory, quantum mechanics and noncommutative
geometry: a new perspective on the gravitational dynamics of D0-branes
Authors: T. P. Singh (Tata Institute of Fundamental Research,
Mumbai)
Comments: 6 pages. This essay received an honorable mention in the
Gravity Research Foundation Essay Competition, 2006

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16. astro-ph/0604417 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Proposing a Experimental Astronomical Test to the Existence
of the Quantum Strings
Authors: Paulo da Costa Moreira
Comments: 12 pages, no figures, LATEX of PCTEX 3.2

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17. physics/0604171 [abs, pdf] :
Title: String Theory - From Physics to Metaphysics
Authors: Reiner Hedrich
Comments: 30 pages, submitted to "Physics and Philosophy"
(Online-Journal)
Subj-class: History of Physics

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18. physics/0604016 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrability in String Theories
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 48 pages, LaTeX, 3 figures
Subj-class: General Physics

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19. hep-th/0603173 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum global vortex strings in a background field
Authors: E.C.Marino
Comments: To appear in Journal of Physics A: Mathematical and
General
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other
Journal-ref: J.Phys. A39 (2006) L277-L284

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20. physics/0603112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory and the crisis in particle physics
Authors: Bert Schroer
Comments: Addition of references, correction of typos and small
text additions, 34 pages
Subj-class: Physics and Society

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21. hep-th/0602276 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 42 pages, 7 figures, Chapter for the book "Quantum
Simulations via Analogues: From Phase Transitions to Black Holes", to
appear in Springer lecture notes in physics (LNP)
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other

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22. hep-th/0602175 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Twisted Superconducting Semilocal Strings
Authors: Peter Forgacs, Sebastien Reuillon, Mikhail S. Volkov
Comments: 39 pages, 20 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Superconductivity
Journal-ref: Nucl.Phys. B751 (2006) 390-418

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23. hep-th/0601191 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The partition function of interfaces from the Nambu-Goto
effective string theory
Authors: M. Billo, M. Caselle, L. Ferro
Comments: 28 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0602 (2006) 070

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24. hep-th/0601134 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String triality, black hole entropy and Cayley's
hyperdeterminant
Authors: M. J. Duff
Comments: 9 pages latex
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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25. physics/0601072 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Bosonic Strings to Fermions
Authors: B.G.Sidharth
Comments: 10 pages, latex
Subj-class: General Physics

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26. hep-lat/0601023 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: High precision Monte Carlo simulations of interfaces in the
three-dimensional Ising model: a comparison with the Nambu-Goto
effective string model
Authors: Michele Caselle, Martin Hasenbusch, Marco Panero
Comments: 20 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Lattice; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0603 (2006) 084
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27. hep-th/0512186 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, world-sheet covariant quantization and Bohmian
mechanics
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 9 pages, version to appear in Eur. Phys. J. C
Journal-ref: Eur.Phys.J. C47 (2006) 525-529

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28. hep-th/0511235 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Fermionic zero modes on a toroidal cosmic string
Authors: Abhijit B. Gadde, Urjit A. Yajnik

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29. hep-lat/0511023 [abs, pdf] :
Title: Lattice QCD and String Theory
Authors: Julius Kuti
Comments: 22 pages, 15 figures, plenary talk at LATTICE 2005,
Trinity College, Dublin, July 25-30, 2005. Reference typos corrected
Journal-ref: PoS LAT2005 (2005) 001

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30. hep-th/0511006 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Light-cone Superstring Field Theory, pp-wave background and
integrability properties
Authors: L. Bonora, R.J. Scherer Santos, A.S. Sorin, D.D. Tolla
Comments: 23 pages, 3 figures, footnote and references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems; Mathematical Physics

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Journal-ref: Class.Quant.Grav. 23 (2006) 799-816

31. hep-th/0510227 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Revival of Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 13 pages, Invited Lecture in " Pomeranian Workshop in
Fundamental Cosmology" (Poland 2005), to be published in Annalen der
Physik
Journal-ref: Annalen Phys. 15 (2006) 264-276

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32. hep-th/0510118 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Open-closed homotopy algebra in mathematical physics
Authors: Hiroshige Kajiura, Jim Stasheff
Comments: 38 pages, 4 figures; v2: published version
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Quantum Algebra;
Algebraic Topology
Journal-ref: J.Math.Phys. 47 (2006) 023506

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33. hep-th/0510022 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Thorsten Battefeld, Scott Watson
Comments: 55 pages, 1 figure, minor corrections, version to appear
in Reviews of Modern Physics
Journal-ref: Rev.Mod.Phys. 78 (2006) 435-454

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34. hep-th/0509177 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Superstring Gravitational Lensing Phenomena:
Predictions for Networks of (p,q) Strings
Authors: Benjamin Shlaer, Mark Wyman
Comments: 11 Pages, 6 Figures
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 123504

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35. hep-th/0509163 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Loop Space Mechanics to Nonabelian Strings
Authors: Urs Schreiber
Comments: PhD thesis
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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36. hep-th/0509099 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Challenges for String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: 10 pages, 1 figure to appear in the proceedings of the
59th Yamada Conference "Inflating Horizon of Particle Astrophysics and
Cosmology" (Univ. of Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan, June 20 - 24, 2005) (one
reference updated)

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37. hep-th/0509076 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Looking Beyond Inflationary Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: invited talk at "Theory Canada 1" (Univ. of British
Columbia, Vancouver, Canada, June 2 - 4, 2005) (references updated)

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38. math.QA/0508349 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Frobenius algebras and planar open string topological field
theories
Authors: Aaron D. Lauda
Comments: 66 pages, diagrams in xypic and pstricks
Subj-class: Quantum Algebra; Geometric Topology
MSC-class: 57R56;18D05;57M99

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39. hep-th/0508178 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Semiclassical (QFT) and Quantum (String) Rotating Black
Holes and their Evaporation: New Results
Authors: A. Bouchareb, M. Ramon Medrano, N.G. Sanchez
Comments: New article

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40. hep-th/0508024 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncritical M-Theory in 2+1 Dimensions as a Nonrelativistic
Fermi Liquid
Authors: Petr Horava, Cynthia A. Keeler
Comments: 47 pages, 1 figure; v2: typos corrected, references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Strongly Correlated
Electrons

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41. cond-mat/0508020 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From new states of matter to a unification of light and
electrons
Authors: Xiao-Gang wen
Comments: 14 pages, to appear in YKIS2004 proceedings, homepage
this http URL
Subj-class: Strongly Correlated Electrons
Journal-ref: Prog.Theor.Phys.Suppl. 160 (2006) 351-360

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42. math.AG/0507316 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Finite representations of a quiver arising from string
theory
Authors: Xinyun Zhu
Subj-class: Algebraic Geometry

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43. hep-th/0506143 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Thermal Duality and the String Canonical Ensemble
Authors: Shyamoli Chaudhuri
Comments: 26pgs. Derivations corrected
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics

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44. hep-th/0505172 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic D-strings as Axionic D-term Strings
Authors: Jose J. Blanco-Pillado, Gia Dvali, Michele Redi
Comments: 26 pages, 4 figures; v2 Refs. added; v3 minor changes,
version to appear in PRD
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 105002

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45. hep-th/0505110 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: On the evolution of cosmic-superstring networks
Authors: Edmund J. Copeland, P.M. Saffin
Comments: Extra references added showing constraints on cosmic
superstrings, 7 pages, 7 figures
Journal-ref: JHEP 0511 (2005) 023

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46. hep-th/0504154 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The fate of (phantom) dark energy universe with string
curvature corrections
Authors: M. Sami, Alexey Toporensky, Peter V. Tretjakov, Shinji
Tsujikawa
Comments: 6 pages and 3 figures, discussion on dynamically evolving
dilaton and modulus included, references added, version to appear in
Physics Letters B
Journal-ref: Phys.Lett. B619 (2005) 193

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47. math.GT/0503625 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Notes on string topology
Authors: Ralph L. Cohen, Alexander A. Voronov
Comments: 95 pages
Subj-class: Geometric Topology; Algebraic Topology; Quantum Algebra
MSC-class: 57R19; 55P35; 57R56; 57R58; 55P25; 18D50; 55P48; 58D15

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48. nlin.SI/0503036 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Degasperis-Procesi peakons and the discrete cubic string
Authors: Hans Lundmark, Jacek Szmigielski
Comments: 58 pages, LaTeX with AMS packages, to appear in
International Mathematics Research Papers
Subj-class: Exactly Solvable and Integrable Systems
Journal-ref: International Mathematics Research Papers 2005:2
(2005) 53-116


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49. hep-th/0502032 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Massive Neutrinos and (Heterotic) String Theory
Authors: Joel Giedt (1), G. L. Kane (2), Paul Langacker (3), Brent
D. Nelson (3) ((1) U. of Toronto, (2) MCTP and U. of Michigan, (3) U.
of Pennsylvania)
Comments: 18 pages in RevTeX format. Single-column postscript
version available at this http URL
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D71 (2005) 115013

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50. gr-qc/0502014 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Letelier-Gal'tsov spacetime revisited
Authors: G. Clement, D.V. Gal'tsov, P.S. Letelier
Comments: 3 pages

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MOVING DIMENSIONS THEORY ROCKS OUT!!!

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Moving Dimensions Theory T-shirts! Fundraiser to hire postdocs!!
A great research project for grad students and postdocs would be to
show how both the space-time metric and the Schrödinger equation arise
from the first postulate of MDT:
The Fourth Dimension is expanding relative to the Three Spatial
Dimensions.



While String Theory is absorbing the tens of millions of NSF funds and
the accompanying billions of local tax and tuition dollars:
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If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
-Albert Einstein


Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the
imagination. -John Dewey, The Quest For Certainty


There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!
-Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) U. S. inventor.


All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All
these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it
from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual
towards freedom.
-Albert Einstein


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!-William Wallace in Braveheart


INTRODUCTION
In this day and age of unprecedented hype, hand-waving, and hoaxes in
theoretical physics, Dynamic Dimensions Theory rocks the universe with
a simple postulate.
The object of science is to unify formerly disparate phenomena within
a deeper framework, and Dynamic Dimensions Theory unifies both Quantum
Mechanics and Relativity with a simple framework.
For instance, both the results of the double-slit experiment and length
contraction of relativity are suddenly understood in the profound
context of Dynamic Dimensions Theory.
The famous equation E=mc2 is presented in a deeper context, finally
accounting for the deeper physical reality that gives massive energies
to small masses seemingly at rest.
Godel's paradox of block-time is resolved, and action at a distance
and quantum entanglement are explained within the simple framework of
Dynamic Dimensions Theory.
The arrow of time and entropy-the second law of thermodynamics-are
accounted for, and time dialation is explained.
Dynamic dimensions theory is a theory so revolutionary that it may be
banned from the academy for years, as health benefits and tenure are
far more important than truth, logic, and reason in today's
postmodern academies.
And at last time is explained as a phenomenon that emerges from a
deeper physical reality.


THE GENERAL POSTULATE
OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions.


THE SPECIFIC POSTULATE
OF DYNAMIC DIMENSIONS THEORY
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the rate of c in units of the Planck length, giving rise
to time and all classical, quantum mechanical, and relativistic
phenomena.


MDT IN BRIEF
Without further adieu, allow me to present the beauty and elegance of
MDT by showing both its simplicity and far-reaching ability to account
for and answer fundamental questions. All of the below will be
elaborated on throughout the book.


Questions Addressed by MDT:


Why does light have a maximum, constant speed independent of the
source? The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions. A photon is momenergy that exists orthogonal to
the three spatial dimensions. It is carried along by the expanding
fourth dimension. So no matter how fast the source is moving when the
photon is emitted, the photon travels at the rate with which the fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus c
is always independent of the movement of the source.


Why are light and energy quantized? The fourth dimension is expanding
in a quantized manner relative to the three spatial dimensions. Light
and energy are matter rotated completely into the fourth expanding
dimension, and as it expands in a quantized manner, light and energy
are thus quantized.


Why is the velocity of light constant in all frames? Time is an
emergent phenomena that arises because the fourth dimension is
expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. The flow of time
is inextricably wed to the emission and propagation of photons. In all
biological, mechanical, and electronic clocks, the emission and
propagation of photons is what determines time. The velocity of light
is always measured with respect to time, which is inextricably linked
to the velocity of light. This tautology ensures that the velocity of
light, measured relative to the velocity of light, will always be the
same.


How can photons display both wave and particle properties? The
fundamental photon propagates as a spherical wave-front, surfing the
fourth expanding dimension. This is because the fourth expanding
dimension appears as a spherical wavefront as it expands through the
three spatial dimensions. The act of measurement localizes the
photon's momenergy, taking it out of the expanding fourth dimension
and trapping it in the three stationary spatial dimensions, and it
appears as a localized particle, trapped by electrons as it blackens a
grain on a photographic plate.


How can matter display both wave and particle properties? The
fundamental electron is abuzz with photons. Photons are continually
being emitted into the fourth expanding dimension and reabsorbed by the
electron. The continual dance with these photons gives the electron
its wave properties. Nothing moves without photons which up the net
probability that the combine momenergy will be in the expanding fourth
dimension. The more photons one adds to an object, the greater the
chance it has of existing in the expanding fourth dimension, and thus
it moves.


Why are there non-local effects in quantum mechanics? The fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. That
means that what begins as a point in the fourth dimension is a sphere
with a 186,000 mile radius one second later. So it is that the entire
spherical wavefront of the photon exists in the exact same place in
time. Hence the non-locality observed in double slit experiments, the
EPR effect, and quantum entanglement. Take two interacting spin ½
photons and let them propagate at the speed of c in opposite
directions. They are yet at the exact same place in time! And too,
they are yet in the exact same place of the fourth expanding dimension.


Why does time stop at the speed of light?
Time depends on the emission and propagation of photons. If no photons
are emitted, time does not occur. This holds true whether the clock is
an unwinding copper spring, a biological system such as a heart, or an
oscillating quartz crystal. No photom emission=no time! As an object
approaches the speed of light, its ability to emit photons without
reabsorbing them diminishes. An object traveling at the speed of light
cannot emit a photon.


How come a photon does not age?
A photon represents momenergy rotated entirely into the fourth
expanding dimension. A photon stays the exact same place in the fourth
dimension, no matter how far it travels. A photon stays the exact same
place in time, no matter how far it travels. Again, time is not the
fourth dimension, but in inherits properties of the fourth dimension.


Why are inertial mass and gravitational mass the same thing?


Why do moving bodies exhibit length contraction?
Movement is always accompanied by a shortening in length. This is
because the only way for a body to move is for it to undergo a rotation
into the forth dimension, which is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions. The more energy an electron has, the more photons
it possesses, and the higher probability it exists in the expanding
fourth dimension. Hence its length appears contracted as perceived
from the three spatial dimensions.


Why are mass and energy equivalent?
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions. That means that a baseball sitting on a lab table
stationary in our three-dimensional inertial reference frame, is yet
moving at a fantastic velocity relative to the fourth dimension. Hence
every seemingly stationary mass has a vast energy, as given by E=mc2.
In a nuclear reaction matter is rotated into the expanding fourth
dimension, appearing as high-enegry photons (gamma rays) propagating at
the same velocity of the fourth expanding dimension-c.


Why does time's arrow point in the direction it points in? The fourth
dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial dimensions. Hence
every photon naturally expands in a spherically symmetric manner.
Hence every electron, or piece of matter that interacts with photons,
is naturally carried outward from a central point in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence the particles in a drop of dye in a swimming
pool dissipate in a spherically symmetric manner, and are never
reunited. Hence time's arrow and entropy.


Why do photons appear as spherically-symmetric wavefronts traveling at
a velocity c? The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three
spatial dimensions at the velocity c. Hence photons, which are tiny
packets of momenergy rotated entirely into the fourth dimension, appear
as spherically-symmetric wavefronts propagating at the velocity c.


Why is there a minus sign in the following metric?
x^2+y^2+z^2-c^2t^2=s^2
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the velocity c. Hence the only way to stay still in the
space-time continuum, and to achieve a 0 interval, is to move with the
velocity of light.


What deeper reality underlies Einstein's postulates of relativity?
The fourth dimension is expanding relative to the three spatial
dimensions at the velocity c. This single postulate assures that the
speed of light is constant for all observers and that the laws of
physics are the same in all inertial frames.


What deeper reality underlies Newton's laws?
Newton's laws are an approximation of relativity and quantum
mechanics, and as MDT underlies QM & relativity, it underlies
Newton's laws.


Why is an increase in velocity always accompanied by a decrease in
length as measured by an external observer? All increases in velocity
are accompanied by rotations into the fourth dimension. All
particles can be represented by momenergy 4-vectors. The greater the
momenrgy component in the expanding fourth dimension, the greater the
velocity and speed of the particle. Rest mass is the invariant here.
It never changes. It prefers the three spatial dimensions. In order
for it to move, one must gain energy in the form of photons. These
photons prefer the fourth expanding dimension. The more photons one
adds, the greater the component of the momenergy 4-vector that appears
in the fourth expanding dimension, the more energy the particle has,
the shorter it appears, and the faster it moves.


How MDT Is Aiding Fellow Physicists


"The conclusions from Bell's theorem are philosophically startling;
either one must totally abandon the realistic philosophy of most
working scientists or dramatically revise our concept of space-time."
-Abner Shimony and John Clauser


Moving Dimensions Theory provides this new concept of space-time. The
vast ambitions of most tenure-track physicists, including string
theorists and LQG hypers, causes them to focus on irrelevant, minute
questions, and thus, though funded by millions for over thirty years,
have not yet been able to string the bow. Deeper, true physicists,
such as Abner Shimony and John Clauser are alert to the fact that
physics need news ideas.
The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"For me, then, this is the real problem with quantum theory: the
apparently essential conflict between any sharp formulation and
fundamental relativity. It may be that a real synthesis of quantum and
relativity theories requires not just technical developments but
radical conceptual renewal." -John Bell


Moving Dimensions Theory provides this radical conceptual renewal. The
expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"Entanglement is not one but rather the characteristic trait of quantum
mechanics." -Erwin Schrodinger


The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet be at the
exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the new
concept of space-time.


"The discovery of the quantum of action shows us not only the natural
limitation of classical physics, but, by throwing a new light upon the
old philsophical problem of the objective existence of phenomena
indepedently of our observations, confronts us with a situation
hitherto unknown in natural science." -Niels Bohr


The expanding fourth dimension gives rise to non-local phenomena and
quantum entanglement, as the expanding fourth dimension means that two
events separated in the three spatial dimensions can yet appear to be
at the exact same place in the fourth dimension. MDT thus provides the
new concept of space-time.


"I think we need a new way to look at time, not either Quantum
Mechanics or Relativity." -Roger Penrose


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"Should we be prepared to see some day a new structure for the
foundations of physics that does away with time? . . . Yes, because
'time' is in trouble." -John Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"Time is clothed in a different garment for each role it plays in our
thinking." -John Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"The word time came not from heaven but form the mouth of man." -John
Wheeler


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"My ideas about time all developed from the realization that if nothing
were to change we could not say that times passes. Change is primary,
time, if it exists at all, is something we deduce from it. My Italian
collaborator Bruno Bertotti and I found that the deep structure of
Einstein's general theory of relativity does correspond to this truth.
It is telling us that time does not exist as an independent thing and
that change is indeed primary. However, this is in the framework of
so-called classical physics, the form of physics that developed before
quantum mechanics was discovered. When the idea that time has no
independent existence is combined with the basic facts of quantum
mechanics in the simplest possible way, the implications are startling.
. .The quantum universe is static. Only timeless Nows exist. The
quantum rules give them different probabilities. We experience the most
probable Nows as individual instants of time. The appearance of motion
and a flow of time are both illusions created by very special structure
of the instants that we experience." -Julian Barbour,
http://www.platonia.com/ideas.html


Time is an emergent property of a fourth dimension that is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Thus it inherits properties
of the fourth expanding dimension, but time is not the fourth expanding
dimension. MDT underlies time and explains time on a more fundamental
level.


"The mystery of time's arrow is the oldest problem in science
concerning the nature of time, predating even the theory of
relativity." -Paul Davies, About Time


MDT accounts for Time's Arrow: The fourth dimension is expanding
relative to the three spatial dimensions. Photons are momenergy
rotated entirely into this expanding fourth dimension. Hence any group
of photons originating from a central point will be found distant to
one-another. Hence every photon naturally expands in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence every electron, or piece of matter, is
naturally carried outward from a central point in a spherically
symmetric manner. Hence a drop of dye in a swimming pool dissipates in
a spherically symmetric manner, and is never reunited. Hence time's
arrow and entropy.


Moving Dimensions Theory & On The Advancement Of Physics


Physics has been furthered far more often by a rugged individual
acknowledging the simple and obvious in a pursuit of the truth than
book-keepers-in-training playing games in the abstruse in pursuit of
tenure. The advancement of physics has ever depended far more on
logic, reason, and Truth than government grants, tenure, group think,
peer-reviewed journals, and aging bureaucracies. "That is the way
things are because that is the way things are," has lead to far more
physics than the contemporary, "things can't be that way because the
math dictates that we live in thirty-three dimensions and four are
curled up, and that is what NSF is funding."


When nobody could measure nor detect the supposed ether, Einstein
proclaimed, "there is no ether." When experiments showed that light
existed only in quantized packets, Einstein proclaimed that light only
existed in quantized packets, and he won the Nobel Prize. When spectra
from atoms showed discreet energies, Niels Bohr proclaimed that
electrons orbits were quantized, and he received a Nobel Prize. When
Maxwell's Equations had a recurring constant, Maxwell used c to denote
it, and Einstein proclaimed that the speed of light must be constant
for all observers-and so Special Relativity was born. When Einstein
juxtaposed objects falling towards the earth getting closer together
with the fact that two people starting at the equator, walking on
originally parallel lines of longitude towards the North Pole, would
come together because they were walking on a curve surface, Einstein
proclaimed that the space-time around a massive object must also be
curved. This along with Einstein's realization that the force of
gravity would be rendered null in free-fall, lead to General
Relativity.
And so it is that in the above paragraph you have the roots of the
greatest achievements of physics in the past 100+ years, dwarfing
String Theory, Loop Quantum Gravity, and thousands of their variatons,
which deal in the abstruse, complicated, muddled, and mythological
worlds which are safe from physics simple rigor.

Don't laugh too soon.

Jeff

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Can anybody read these titles of String Theology papers without
laughing?

It's well known that stringtheology has nothing to do with physics, but
it can be used as entertainment.

1. hep-th/0608101 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Generalized dilaton-Maxwell cosmic string and wall solutions
Authors: John Morris
Comments: 11 pages; to appear in Phys.Lett.B

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2. physics/0607122 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Scale Cosmological Constant
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 5 pages, LaTeX
Subj-class: General Physics

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3. hep-th/0607100 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Strings and (Almost) Modular Forms
Authors: Mina Aganagic, Vincent Bouchard, Albrecht Klemm
Comments: 62 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Geometry;
Number Theory

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4. hep-th/0607092 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum Energies of Strings in a 2+1 Dimensional Gauge
Theory
Authors: N. Graham, M. Quandt, O. Schroeder, H. Weigel
Comments: 26 pages, 20 eps-files combined to 8 figures

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5. hep-th/0607086 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmological Constant and Axions in String Theory
Authors: Peter Svrcek
Comments: 22 pages

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6. hep-th/0607073 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Inflation Free, Stringy Generation of Scale-Invariant
Cosmological Fluctuations in D = 3 + 1 Dimensions
Authors: Ali Nayeri
Comments: 13 pages, 3 figures

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7. hep-th/0607008 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrable Deformations of $\hat{c}=1$ Strings in Flux
Backgrounds
Authors: Joshua L. Davis, Finn Larsen, Ross O'Connell, Diana Vaman
Comments: 39 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems

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8. hep-th/0606272 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Einstein Supergravity and New Twistor String Theories
Authors: Mohab Abou-Zeid, Christopher M. Hull, Lionel J. Mason
Comments: LaTeX, 67 pages, no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Differential Geometry

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9. hep-th/0606265 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Universality of correction to Luescher term in
Polchinski-Strominger effective string theories
Authors: N. D. Hari Dass, Peter Matlock
Comments: 4 pages

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10. hep-th/0606106 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The SL(2,R)WZWN string model as a deformed oscillator and
its classical-quantum string regimes
Authors: M. Ramon Medrano, N. G. Sanchez
Comments: 11 pages; no figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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11. hep-th/0606031 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Wilson Line Inflation
Authors: A. Avgoustidis, D. Cremades, F. Quevedo
Comments: 33 pages. Contribution to O.Obregon's Festschrift. v2:
References added

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12. hep-th/0606026 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncommutative $D_3$-brane, Black Holes and Attractor
Mechanism
Authors: Supriya Kar, Sumit Majumdar
Comments: 17 pages

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13. hep-th/0605255 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Topological Quantum Field Theories, Strings, and Orbifolds
Authors: Ernesto Lupercio, Bernardo Uribe
Comments: 27 pages, 9 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Algebraic Topology;
Algebraic Geometry

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14. hep-th/0605250 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, T-duality breaking, and nonlocality without the
shortest distance
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 3 pages

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15. hep-th/0605112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory, quantum mechanics and noncommutative
geometry: a new perspective on the gravitational dynamics of D0-branes
Authors: T. P. Singh (Tata Institute of Fundamental Research,
Mumbai)
Comments: 6 pages. This essay received an honorable mention in the
Gravity Research Foundation Essay Competition, 2006

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16. astro-ph/0604417 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Proposing a Experimental Astronomical Test to the Existence
of the Quantum Strings
Authors: Paulo da Costa Moreira
Comments: 12 pages, no figures, LATEX of PCTEX 3.2

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17. physics/0604171 [abs, pdf] :
Title: String Theory - From Physics to Metaphysics
Authors: Reiner Hedrich
Comments: 30 pages, submitted to "Physics and Philosophy"
(Online-Journal)
Subj-class: History of Physics

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18. physics/0604016 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Integrability in String Theories
Authors: Gordon Chalmers
Comments: 48 pages, LaTeX, 3 figures
Subj-class: General Physics

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19. hep-th/0603173 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Quantum global vortex strings in a background field
Authors: E.C.Marino
Comments: To appear in Journal of Physics A: Mathematical and
General
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other
Journal-ref: J.Phys. A39 (2006) L277-L284

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20. physics/0603112 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String theory and the crisis in particle physics
Authors: Bert Schroer
Comments: Addition of references, correction of typos and small
text additions, 34 pages
Subj-class: Physics and Society

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21. hep-th/0602276 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 42 pages, 7 figures, Chapter for the book "Quantum
Simulations via Analogues: From Phase Transitions to Black Holes", to
appear in Springer lecture notes in physics (LNP)
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Other

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22. hep-th/0602175 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Twisted Superconducting Semilocal Strings
Authors: Peter Forgacs, Sebastien Reuillon, Mikhail S. Volkov
Comments: 39 pages, 20 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Superconductivity
Journal-ref: Nucl.Phys. B751 (2006) 390-418

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23. hep-th/0601191 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The partition function of interfaces from the Nambu-Goto
effective string theory
Authors: M. Billo, M. Caselle, L. Ferro
Comments: 28 pages, 4 figures
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0602 (2006) 070

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24. hep-th/0601134 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String triality, black hole entropy and Cayley's
hyperdeterminant
Authors: M. J. Duff
Comments: 9 pages latex
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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25. physics/0601072 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Bosonic Strings to Fermions
Authors: B.G.Sidharth
Comments: 10 pages, latex
Subj-class: General Physics

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26. hep-lat/0601023 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: High precision Monte Carlo simulations of interfaces in the
three-dimensional Ising model: a comparison with the Nambu-Goto
effective string model
Authors: Michele Caselle, Martin Hasenbusch, Marco Panero
Comments: 20 pages, 1 figure
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Lattice; Statistical Mechanics
Journal-ref: JHEP 0603 (2006) 084
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27. hep-th/0512186 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Strings, world-sheet covariant quantization and Bohmian
mechanics
Authors: H. Nikolic
Comments: 9 pages, version to appear in Eur. Phys. J. C
Journal-ref: Eur.Phys.J. C47 (2006) 525-529

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28. hep-th/0511235 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Fermionic zero modes on a toroidal cosmic string
Authors: Abhijit B. Gadde, Urjit A. Yajnik

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29. hep-lat/0511023 [abs, pdf] :
Title: Lattice QCD and String Theory
Authors: Julius Kuti
Comments: 22 pages, 15 figures, plenary talk at LATTICE 2005,
Trinity College, Dublin, July 25-30, 2005. Reference typos corrected
Journal-ref: PoS LAT2005 (2005) 001

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30. hep-th/0511006 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Light-cone Superstring Field Theory, pp-wave background and
integrability properties
Authors: L. Bonora, R.J. Scherer Santos, A.S. Sorin, D.D. Tolla
Comments: 23 pages, 3 figures, footnote and references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Exactly Solvable and
Integrable Systems; Mathematical Physics

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Journal-ref: Class.Quant.Grav. 23 (2006) 799-816

31. hep-th/0510227 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Revival of Cosmic Strings
Authors: Mairi Sakellariadou
Comments: 13 pages, Invited Lecture in " Pomeranian Workshop in
Fundamental Cosmology" (Poland 2005), to be published in Annalen der
Physik
Journal-ref: Annalen Phys. 15 (2006) 264-276

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32. hep-th/0510118 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Open-closed homotopy algebra in mathematical physics
Authors: Hiroshige Kajiura, Jim Stasheff
Comments: 38 pages, 4 figures; v2: published version
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Quantum Algebra;
Algebraic Topology
Journal-ref: J.Math.Phys. 47 (2006) 023506

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33. hep-th/0510022 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Thorsten Battefeld, Scott Watson
Comments: 55 pages, 1 figure, minor corrections, version to appear
in Reviews of Modern Physics
Journal-ref: Rev.Mod.Phys. 78 (2006) 435-454

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34. hep-th/0509177 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic Superstring Gravitational Lensing Phenomena:
Predictions for Networks of (p,q) Strings
Authors: Benjamin Shlaer, Mark Wyman
Comments: 11 Pages, 6 Figures
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 123504

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35. hep-th/0509163 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From Loop Space Mechanics to Nonabelian Strings
Authors: Urs Schreiber
Comments: PhD thesis
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Mathematical Physics

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36. hep-th/0509099 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Challenges for String Gas Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: 10 pages, 1 figure to appear in the proceedings of the
59th Yamada Conference "Inflating Horizon of Particle Astrophysics and
Cosmology" (Univ. of Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan, June 20 - 24, 2005) (one
reference updated)

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37. hep-th/0509076 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Looking Beyond Inflationary Cosmology
Authors: Robert H. Brandenberger (McGill University)
Comments: invited talk at "Theory Canada 1" (Univ. of British
Columbia, Vancouver, Canada, June 2 - 4, 2005) (references updated)

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38. math.QA/0508349 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Frobenius algebras and planar open string topological field
theories
Authors: Aaron D. Lauda
Comments: 66 pages, diagrams in xypic and pstricks
Subj-class: Quantum Algebra; Geometric Topology
MSC-class: 57R56;18D05;57M99

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39. hep-th/0508178 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Semiclassical (QFT) and Quantum (String) Rotating Black
Holes and their Evaporation: New Results
Authors: A. Bouchareb, M. Ramon Medrano, N.G. Sanchez
Comments: New article

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40. hep-th/0508024 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Noncritical M-Theory in 2+1 Dimensions as a Nonrelativistic
Fermi Liquid
Authors: Petr Horava, Cynthia A. Keeler
Comments: 47 pages, 1 figure; v2: typos corrected, references added
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Strongly Correlated
Electrons

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41. cond-mat/0508020 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: From new states of matter to a unification of light and
electrons
Authors: Xiao-Gang wen
Comments: 14 pages, to appear in YKIS2004 proceedings, homepage
this http URL
Subj-class: Strongly Correlated Electrons
Journal-ref: Prog.Theor.Phys.Suppl. 160 (2006) 351-360

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42. math.AG/0507316 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Finite representations of a quiver arising from string
theory
Authors: Xinyun Zhu
Subj-class: Algebraic Geometry

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43. hep-th/0506143 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Thermal Duality and the String Canonical Ensemble
Authors: Shyamoli Chaudhuri
Comments: 26pgs. Derivations corrected
Subj-class: High Energy Physics - Theory; Statistical Mechanics

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44. hep-th/0505172 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Cosmic D-strings as Axionic D-term Strings
Authors: Jose J. Blanco-Pillado, Gia Dvali, Michele Redi
Comments: 26 pages, 4 figures; v2 Refs. added; v3 minor changes,
version to appear in PRD
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D72 (2005) 105002

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45. hep-th/0505110 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: On the evolution of cosmic-superstring networks
Authors: Edmund J. Copeland, P.M. Saffin
Comments: Extra references added showing constraints on cosmic
superstrings, 7 pages, 7 figures
Journal-ref: JHEP 0511 (2005) 023

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46. hep-th/0504154 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The fate of (phantom) dark energy universe with string
curvature corrections
Authors: M. Sami, Alexey Toporensky, Peter V. Tretjakov, Shinji
Tsujikawa
Comments: 6 pages and 3 figures, discussion on dynamically evolving
dilaton and modulus included, references added, version to appear in
Physics Letters B
Journal-ref: Phys.Lett. B619 (2005) 193

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47. math.GT/0503625 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Notes on string topology
Authors: Ralph L. Cohen, Alexander A. Voronov
Comments: 95 pages
Subj-class: Geometric Topology; Algebraic Topology; Quantum Algebra
MSC-class: 57R19; 55P35; 57R56; 57R58; 55P25; 18D50; 55P48; 58D15

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48. nlin.SI/0503036 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Degasperis-Procesi peakons and the discrete cubic string
Authors: Hans Lundmark, Jacek Szmigielski
Comments: 58 pages, LaTeX with AMS packages, to appear in
International Mathematics Research Papers
Subj-class: Exactly Solvable and Integrable Systems
Journal-ref: International Mathematics Research Papers 2005:2
(2005) 53-116


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49. hep-th/0502032 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: Massive Neutrinos and (Heterotic) String Theory
Authors: Joel Giedt (1), G. L. Kane (2), Paul Langacker (3), Brent
D. Nelson (3) ((1) U. of Toronto, (2) MCTP and U. of Michigan, (3) U.
of Pennsylvania)
Comments: 18 pages in RevTeX format. Single-column postscript
version available at this http URL
Journal-ref: Phys.Rev. D71 (2005) 115013

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50. gr-qc/0502014 [abs, ps, pdf, other] :
Title: The Letelier-Gal'tsov spacetime revisited
Authors: G. Clement, D.V. Gal'tsov, P.S. Letelier
Comments: 3 pages

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If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
-Albert Einstein


Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of the
imagination. -John Dewey, The Quest For Certainty


There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!
-Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) U. S. inventor.


All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All
these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it
from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual
towards freedom.
-Albert Einstein


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!-William Wallace in Braveheart


INTRODUCTION
In this day and age of unprecedented hype, hand-waving, and hoaxes in
theoretical physics, Dynamic Dimensions Theory rocks the universe with
a simple postulate.
The object of science is to unify formerly disparate phenomena within
a deeper framework, and Dynamic Dimensions Theory uni