You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off and on your left side is
an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo
and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


If you do not know, see answer below.



















Get your drunken arse off the merry-go-round!

--
Der alte Hexenmeister ist:
Sorcerer Androcles Dumbledore, Headmaster, hogwarts.physics
school for zauberlehrlings.
"One muggle's magic is another sorcerer's engineering"

http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

In article ,
Sorcerer wrote:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
there just a few days ago.

-- Richard

"Richard Tobin" wrote in message
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| In article ,
| Sorcerer wrote:
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| You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
|
| We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| there just a few days ago.
|
| -- Richard

Ok...
We have sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics for physics, but we get oodles of
political, racial and religious crap as well, so lighten up.
Androcles

"Richard Tobin" wrote in message ...
In article ,
Sorcerer wrote:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.

We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
there just a few days ago.

He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.p...b305889bbc7698
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Ke...gh+the+bush%22

Dirk Vdm

"Dirk Van de moortel" wrote
in message ...
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| "Richard Tobin" wrote in message
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| In article ,
| Sorcerer wrote:
|
| You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
|
| We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| there just a few days ago.
|
| He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
|
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.p...b305889bbc7698
| http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Ke...gh+the+bush%22
|
| Dirk Vdm

I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
mother****ing
psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
Androcles

"Sorcerer" wrote in message .uk...

"Dirk Van de moortel" wrote
in message ...
|
| "Richard Tobin" wrote in message
...
| In article ,
| Sorcerer wrote:
|
| You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
|
| We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| there just a few days ago.
|
| He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
|
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.p...b305889bbc7698
| http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Ke...gh+the+bush%22
|
| Dirk Vdm

I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
mother****ing
psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.

Ha.... the good old Trojan pops up again :-)
Still haven't figured it out I see?
Excellent.

Dirk Vdm

"Dirk Van de moortel" wrote
in message ...
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| "Sorcerer" wrote in message
.uk...
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| "Dirk Van de moortel"
wrote
| in message ...
| |
| | "Richard Tobin" wrote in message
| ...
| | In article ,
| | Sorcerer wrote:
| |
| | You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
| |
| | We have rec.humor.funny for jokes. And sure enough, this was posted
| | there just a few days ago.
| |
| | He never gives a source when he steals a joke or a funny line:
| |
|
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.p...b305889bbc7698
| |
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Ke...gh+the+bush%22
| |
| | Dirk Vdm
|
| I got it from a lady friend in the USA, I wouldn't introduce her to a
| mother****ing
| psychopath like you, you'd be trying to put a trojan in her computer.
|
| Ha.... the good old Trojan pops up again :-)
| Still haven't figured it out I see?
| Excellent.
|
| Dirk Vdm

You have no physics on your web page, you are proud
of sniffing my arse, you've never read your hero's paper, you
are a psychopath with an Androcles complex and you are a
mother****ing local village idiot. You'd be pitiful if I had any pity.
xi, x', difference?
Can't answer that, can you?
Androcles.