New World Is Bigger Than Pluto

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/TECH/spa.../tenth.planet/

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Let's send the Lexx to blow it up.

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My colleagues at My Five have identified this as an al-Qaeda plot, and
at first they thought that the United States was the target. But they
later realized that it was Xena (no, NOT the Amazon warrior!) the
"tenth planet" that was in the terrorists' sights.

Qaeda has recruited the entire crew of the Lexx, which it intends to
fill to the brim WITH EXPLODING STRAWBERRY BLANCMANGE.

Yes!! Qaeda has got its hands on the ultimate weapon!!! Not just the
Solar System, not just the Universe, but the ENTIRE RADIO TIMES are in
peril!!!!!!!!!

~~~BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!! ~~~ BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!! ~~~

"Mahmoud In My Dinner Jacket" wrote in message
ups.com...
New World Is Bigger Than Pluto

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/TECH/spa.../tenth.planet/

*******.

Let's send the Lexx to blow it up.

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My colleagues at My Five have identified this as an al-Qaeda plot, and
at first they thought that the United States was the target. But they
later realized that it was Xena (no, NOT the Amazon warrior!) the
"tenth planet" that was in the terrorists' sights.

Qaeda has recruited the entire crew of the Lexx, which it intends to
fill to the brim WITH EXPLODING STRAWBERRY BLANCMANGE.

Yes!! Qaeda has got its hands on the ultimate weapon!!! Not just the
Solar System, not just the Universe, but the ENTIRE RADIO TIMES are in
peril!!!!!!!!!

~~~BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!! ~~~ BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!! ~~~

I say we must recruit Xena to root out Bin Laden. Bush has done a
****-poor job of it so far.

George

That is because he cannot succeed, he needs the 'boggy man'.