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String Theory is Not Even Wrong: Hollywood Is Shooting Movie Starring David Duchovney as Brian Greene: Moving Dimensions Theory Will Rescue Jessic Alba, Not Michio Kaku nor Ed Witten



 
 
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Default String Theory is Not Even Wrong: Hollywood Is Shooting Movie Starring David Duchovney as Brian Greene: Moving Dimensions Theory Will Rescue Jessic Alba, Not Michio Kaku nor Ed Witten

On 25 Nov 2005 05:03:03 -0800, wrote:

Brian Greene, the famous String Theorist who will be played by David
"the truth is out there" Duchovney, explained the plot: "String
theory's muddled, contorted theories that lack postulates, laws, and
experimentally-verified equations have Einstein spinning so fast in his
grave that it creates a black hole. In order to save the world, we
String Theorists have to stop reformulating String Theory faster than
the speed of light. We are called upon to stop violating the
conservation of energy by mining higher dimensions to publish more BS
than can accounted for with the Big Bang alone, and I win the Nobel
prize for showing that M-Theory is in fact the dark matter it has been
searching for."


Brian Greene is probably the most clueless crackpot/con artist in the
physics community, on a par with the little black hole charlatan in
the wheelchair over in England. ahahaha... Kip "wormhole" Thorne is
not too far behind. ahahaha...

The arrogant and pompous assholes of the physics community must be
relentlessly ridiculed and criticized. They deserve to be tarred and
feathered and paraded down fifth avenue in New York City as an example
for all physics students. Then they should be forced to eat their
own ****. ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

Physics is so much phucking phun! ahahaha...

Louis Savain

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