George,

As time goes on you are becoming more and more ****ed up. You are an
absolute text book example of a deluded fool. Try getting out of your
house more and talking to people in the REAL world.

Explain to them how you spend your time - i.e. writing about yourself
in posts (often in the third person) to newsgroups, then guage their
reactions.

I assume you live at home or with your mom.