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Why Uncle Al usually just name-calls



 
 
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Old October 22nd 04 posted to sci.physics.relativity
Androcles
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: Why does Uncle assAl usually just name-call?
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: I know it's hard to take, but listen to Uncle Al, he's absolutely
: brilliant.
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: Absolutely! I know there are rocket moters under my chair holding
: my butt in place because his math says so. It is me that is the
idiot
: for not finding the motors where they clearly should be.
: ;-)
: Sue...
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"I don't understand mathematics. Einstein and Schwartz are absolutely
brilliant." --- Pax.
"I don't understand politics. Hitler and Saddam Hussein are absolutely
brilliant" ?
I know it is hard to take, but Paxian logic = NOT logic.
She needs a rocket up her arse. Look harder, Sue.
Androcles





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Old October 22nd 04 posted to sci.physics.relativity
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"jahn" wrote in message
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: Why does Uncle assAl usually just name-call?
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: I know it's hard to take, but listen to Uncle Al, he's absolutely
: brilliant.
:
: Absolutely! I know there are rocket moters under my chair holding
: my butt in place because his math says so. It is me that is the
idiot
: for not finding the motors where they clearly should be.
: ;-)
: Sue...
:
"I don't understand mathematics. Einstein and Schwartz are absolutely
brilliant." --- Pax.
"I don't understand politics. Hitler and Saddam Hussein are absolutely
brilliant" ?
I know it is hard to take, but Paxian logic = NOT logic.
She needs a rocket up her arse. Look harder, Sue.
Androcles


I don't think you understood the Suean post, Androcles.

I'm certainly sure I am not certainly sure about it, however.

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Old October 23rd 04 posted to sci.physics.relativity
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Default Why Uncle Al usually just name-calls


"eleaticus" wrote in message
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: : . ..
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: : t...
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: : Why does Uncle assAl usually just name-call?
: :
: :
: : I know it's hard to take, but listen to Uncle Al, he's
absolutely
: : brilliant.
: :
: : Absolutely! I know there are rocket moters under my chair
holding
: : my butt in place because his math says so. It is me that is the
: idiot
: : for not finding the motors where they clearly should be.
: : ;-)
: : Sue...
: :
: "I don't understand mathematics. Einstein and Schwartz are
absolutely
: brilliant." --- Pax.
: "I don't understand politics. Hitler and Saddam Hussein are
absolutely
: brilliant" ?
: I know it is hard to take, but Paxian logic = NOT logic.
: She needs a rocket up her arse. Look harder, Sue.
: Androcles
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: I don't think you understood the Suean post, Androcles.
:
: I'm certainly sure I am not certainly sure about it, however.
:
: eleaticus
LOL.
1) Pax is pretty dull and naive, unable to focus on or understand
physics, turns
to people skills and hero worship.
2) Sue is pretty sharp, has an excellent mind, a good grasp of physics
and can be very subtle.
3) Auntie Alice thinks he's the cat's whiskers, but comes over as a
troll.
4) Eleaticus and Schwartz have entered into a flame war that neither
can win.
5) From 4), Alice and Eleaticus have engaged in stooopid behaviour.
6) Eleaticus isn't quite bright enough to understand Sue's meaning.

Does this entitle Eleaticus to declare that anyone else doesn't grasp
Sue's post?
Well, actually, that is not what Eleaticus has said.
What Eleaticus openly declares is that Eleaticus doesn't think.
What Eleaticus means is that Eleaticus has formed an opinion of the
cognitive powers of Androcles, and as we all know, opinions are like
arseholes.
Everyone has one and they all stink.
Let me see if I can explain what is going on.
Sue, on the surface, is appearing to agree with Pax. Her response is
"Absolutely!"
This is known as sarcasm.
She then refers to Auntie Alice's "math". That's GR.
Einstein once talked about being in an elevator that is accelerating
"up", and
this is in some way equivalent to gravity.
Sue replaces the elevator with rockets under her chair to simulate
gravity,
and then discovers they do not exist.
Got it now?
Androcles.




 




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