"Ken Seto" wrote in message om...
Einstein defined time as follows:
"Time is what the clock says"

This bogus simplistic definition led physicists to a century of wild
goose chase. It gives rise to all sorts of paradoxes.

Rephrase that the following and you're in business:

"This simple definition led bogus philosophers and would-be
physicists to a century of wild poop chase. It gives rise to
all sorts of mental diseases."

Dirk Vdm