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INVITATION TO JEFF RELF



 
 
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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
George Hammond
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[Jeff Relf]
Which cigarettes are as wide as a wooden matchstick ( 1 mm ) ?
I once found ( and smoked ) a 1 mm wide cigarette
and loved it, but I didn't note the brand name.


[Hammond]
The name of the cigarette is Capri, 120x3 mm
smoking is bad for you.... however, even Einstein smoked
occasionally.

INVITATION TO JEFF RELF

My 6th sense tells me you are bright enough to understand
the S.P.O.G. (Hammond's Scientific Proof of God, 2003)
Dunno why I haven’t run into you before?

Apparently you understand SR-GR sufficiently
Apparently you know what an eigenvector is.
Apparently you understand psychology sufficiently.

I would like to invite you to join me on the thread:

GOD = RELATAVISTIC ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE
(on sci.physicis.relativity)

which is now over 460 posts with no end in sight.

Problem is, there is no one savvy or intelligent for me to
talk to on the thread.

I'd appreciate it if you would jump in on any of my
recent posts and talk to me and let me know if you are smart
enough to understand what God is scientifically?

Looking forward to meeting you
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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
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George Hammond wrote:

[Jeff Relf]
Which cigarettes are as wide as a wooden matchstick ( 1 mm ) ?
I once found ( and smoked ) a 1 mm wide cigarette
and loved it, but I didn't note the brand name.


[Hammond]
The name of the cigarette is Capri, 120x3 mm
smoking is bad for you.... however, even Einstein smoked
occasionally.

INVITATION TO JEFF RELF

My 6th sense tells me you are bright enough to understand
the S.P.O.G. (Hammond's Scientific Proof of God, 2003)
Dunno why I haven’t run into you before?

Apparently you understand SR-GR sufficiently
Apparently you know what an eigenvector is.
Apparently you understand psychology sufficiently.

I would like to invite you to join me on the thread:

GOD = RELATAVISTIC ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE
(on sci.physicis.relativity)

which is now over 460 posts with no end in sight.

Well lets look at this. He cannot spell relativistic or physics
and those are even closer to correct than his proof.


Problem is, there is no one savvy or intelligent for me to
talk to on the thread.

What he means is that everyone is pointing out his mistakes
and that what he has posted is complete nonsense.

I'd appreciate it if you would jump in on any of my
recent posts and talk to me and let me know if you are smart
enough to understand what God is scientifically?

By "smart" he means clueless and gullible.


Looking forward to meeting you


This means that he is hoping somehow to find someone who
might agree with his nonsense.

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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
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none ""doug\"@(none)" writes:

George Hammond wrote:

INVITATION TO JEFF RELF


I'd appreciate it if you would jump in on any of my
recent posts and talk to me and let me know if you are smart
enough to understand what God is scientifically?

By "smart" he means clueless and gullible.


Looking forward to meeting you


This means that he is hoping somehow to find someone who
might agree with his nonsense.


I have to wonder if George saw my replies to Jeff, and perhaps
he is trying to recruit Jeff to 'gang up' on me or something.
George does seem to be a bit of a bully-wannabe, telling everyone
to get off "his" thread.
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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
Kadaitcha Man
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"Michael Moroney" wrote in message
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none ""doug\"@(none)" writes:

George Hammond wrote:

INVITATION TO JEFF RELF


I'd appreciate it if you would jump in on any of my
recent posts and talk to me and let me know if you are smart
enough to understand what God is scientifically?

By "smart" he means clueless and gullible.


Looking forward to meeting you


This means that he is hoping somehow to find someone who
might agree with his nonsense.


I have to wonder if George saw my replies to Jeff, and perhaps
he is trying to recruit Jeff to 'gang up' on me or something.
George does seem to be a bit of a bully-wannabe, telling everyone
to get off "his" thread.



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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
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George Hammond [Hammond] is insane.

He's been confined (against his will) several times. The Commonwealth of
Massachusetts has (a few times) locked him up because he's a threat to
himself and others.

Pat George on the head, fondly, as you would that crazy uncle nobody
talks about.


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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
Jeffâ–˛Relf[_30_]
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Thanks for the kind words but I'm not interested in your thread.
Frankly, I've no idea what you're talking about.
You came across me because I replied to Moroney.

By the way, if you wish someone to see a post of yours,
it's best to reply to them directly, instead of starting a new thread;
otherwise, they might not see you.

On the Internet and at tobacco shops, Capri, Misty and Virginia
SuperSlims are the thinnest cigarettes I can find.
They're 17 mm in circumfernce, instead of the usual 25 mm.

The lone cigarette I enjoyed was about one third that circumfernce,
maybe 6 mm in circumference, 2 mm in diameter, like a wooden matchstick.
It must've been from Japan or something, as I can't locate the brand.

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Old May 5th 08 posted to sci.physics,alt.philosophy,alt.astronomy,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
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On Mon, 5 May 2008 05:48:41 +0000 (UTC)
Jeffâ–˛Relf wrote:

Thanks for the kind words but I'm not interested in your thread.
Frankly, I've no idea what you're talking about.
You came across me because I replied to Moroney.

By the way, if you wish someone to see a post of yours,
it's best to reply to them directly, instead of starting a new thread;
otherwise, they might not see you.

On the Internet and at tobacco shops, Capri, Misty and Virginia
SuperSlims are the thinnest cigarettes I can find.
They're 17 mm in circumfernce, instead of the usual 25 mm.

The lone cigarette I enjoyed was about one third that circumfernce,
maybe 6 mm in circumference, 2 mm in diameter, like a wooden matchstick.
It must've been from Japan or something, as I can't locate the brand.

Damn, we were hoping you'd wander away and not return.
FYI if you smoke thats an automatic 10point IQ reduction.

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