Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

second law of thermodynamics = hell

Please repeal it.

The second law of thermodynamics is cold-hearted and gains sadistic
pleasure from cruelly-enforcing itself.

I am interested in the far-fetched, wierd, theoretical, hypothetical
and rare entities and occurences.

Many of the hypothetical situations I brainstorm about violate the
second law of thermodynamics.

I just hate the 2nd law and wish it would stop existing. That way I
could experience my hyperreal fantasies firsthand.

How heavenly earth would be, if the 2nd law ceased its brutal
oppression.

Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law. I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses -- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now. How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].


Thanks,

Radium

Dear Radium:

"Radium" wrote in message
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Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics.

Unscrew a light bulb.
Now unscrew a pregnant female.

Stop time and you can have your wish.

David A. Smith

On Mar 13, 8:33 pm, "Radium" wrote:
Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

Yea. Get an education, and you will stop saying stupid things.

[...]

Radium wrote:
Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law. I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses -- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now. How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].

Dear Radium,
You ask how the universe would be if there were no Second law of
Thermodynamics. The answer is remarkably simple, dear boy. The
universe would be ALIVE! The knowledge of how to experience this does
exist (especially in Southern California).

Dear Benj:

"Benj" wrote in message
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....
You ask how the universe would be if there were
no Second law of Thermodynamics. The answer is
remarkably simple, dear boy. The universe would
be ALIVE! The knowledge of how to experience this
does exist (especially in Southern California).

Alive how? Because the sky would still be filled with 3000 K
energetic hydrogen plasma, making nights very warm indeed! Or
perhaps you *meant* those places in Southern California that are
experiencing drought conditions and fires.

David A. Smith

Radium wrote:

Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

Flip an honest coin 100 times. Did you get 100 consecutive heads or
100 consecutive tails? If not, thermodynamics wins and you lose. A
gram of water is 3.34x10^22 coins flipping. Are ya gonna come up with
all heads, you disgusting excuse for a jackass?

Idiot.

[snip crap]

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2

On Mar 13, 11:33 pm, "Radium" wrote:
Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

My neighbor's mom is a nurse who does circumcisions, and she gets to
keep her tips.


second law of thermodynamics = hell

No... "Hell is other people" (Sartre)


Please repeal it.

Ask Hillary Clinton


The second law of thermodynamics is cold-hearted and gains sadistic
pleasure from cruelly-enforcing itself.

Maybe I am a masochist, and LIKE it rough?


I am interested in the far-fetched, wierd, theoretical, hypothetical
and rare entities and occurences.

Like people who read, and understand physics?


Many of the hypothetical situations I brainstorm about violate the
second law of thermodynamics.

Moany of the hypotherical situations I brainstorm about violate nubile
young women - go figure!


I just hate the 2nd law and wish it would stop existing. That way I
could experience my hyperreal fantasies firsthand.

I hate the laws against marijuana, which would let me experience
hyperreal fantasies, too.


How heavenly earth would be, if the 2nd law ceased its brutal
oppression.

From your lips to God's ears. Or, from your lips to God's lips, if you
swing that way - NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG with that.


Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law.

Most of MY fantasies involve whipped cream, bondage, and young, big-
breasted nymphomaniacal women, who only put out for Jewish Cowboys. So
I tell them my name is "Bucky Goldstein" (O.K., I stole part of this
joke from Steven Wright!)

I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses

Yet you have no sense at all.....

-- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now.

Titrate with NaOH to a phenolphthalein endpoint, and you're finished!

How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].

This will be the coolest fad since disco, Chisen-bop, and the Pet Rock


Thanks,

You're welcome!


Radium

"Radium" wrote in message
ps.com...
Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

second law of thermodynamics = hell

Please repeal it.

The second law of thermodynamics is cold-hearted and gains sadistic
pleasure from cruelly-enforcing itself.

I am interested in the far-fetched, wierd, theoretical, hypothetical
and rare entities and occurences.

Many of the hypothetical situations I brainstorm about violate the
second law of thermodynamics.

I just hate the 2nd law and wish it would stop existing. That way I
could experience my hyperreal fantasies firsthand.

How heavenly earth would be, if the 2nd law ceased its brutal
oppression.

Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law. I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses -- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now. How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].


Thanks,

Radium


Simple, Just write a religious tome, a bible if you will. In there you can
define science anyway you please. You can make any outrageous nonsensical
claim about the age of the earth, rising from the dead or the laws of
thermodynamics to suit your needs. You need not prove anything. You claim
that it is gods word and get some sheeple to follow you. Before long, if
your good at persuasion, you will have millions of followers believing your
crap. They will quote your book and use it as proof that the second law
doesn't exist. It sounds rediculous but its been done before. In fact in the
present climate, the more unscientific and preposterous the claim, the more
the sheeple will hang onto it and believe it. Strange but true so get to
work and write you book.

On 14 Mar, 20:10, "Bob Eld" wrote:
"Radium" wrote in message

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Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

second law of thermodynamics = hell

Please repeal it.

The second law of thermodynamics is cold-hearted and gains sadistic
pleasure from cruelly-enforcing itself.

I am interested in the far-fetched, wierd, theoretical, hypothetical
and rare entities and occurences.

Many of the hypothetical situations I brainstorm about violate the
second law of thermodynamics.

I just hate the 2nd law and wish it would stop existing. That way I
could experience my hyperreal fantasies firsthand.

How heavenly earth would be, if the 2nd law ceased its brutal
oppression.

Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law. I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses -- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now. How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].

Thanks,

Radium

Simple, Just write a religious tome, a bible if you will. In there you can
define science anyway you please. You can make any outrageous nonsensical
claim about the age of the earth, rising from the dead or the laws of
thermodynamics to suit your needs. You need not prove anything. You claim
that it is gods word and get some sheeple to follow you. Before long, if
your good at persuasion, you will have millions of followers believing your
crap. They will quote your book and use it as proof that the second law
doesn't exist. It sounds rediculous but its been done before. In fact in the
present climate, the more unscientific and preposterous the claim, the more
the sheeple will hang onto it and believe it. Strange but true so get to
work and write you book.- Dölj citerad text -

- Visa citerad text -

I think the sheeple will follow anyone that they beleive have solved
some imaginary hard problem.
Look at the worshipers of Einstein for example, it is easy to see that
a cult could easily be created by for example JSH if he actually
manage to break RSA, by reenginer the algorithm that was left on the
harddrive.

People would think that JSH thoughts was superior to ordinary math
peoples, pretty much the way people think everything Einstein said is
superior for anyone that disagrees with him can understand.

Best regards JT

On Mar 13, 11:33 pm, "Radium" wrote:
Hi:

I want to eliminate second law of thermodynamics. I believe that doing
such, would make the universe much more interesting. Any tips?

second law of thermodynamics = hell

Please repeal it.

The second law of thermodynamics is cold-hearted and gains sadistic
pleasure from cruelly-enforcing itself.

I am interested in the far-fetched, wierd, theoretical, hypothetical
and rare entities and occurences.

Many of the hypothetical situations I brainstorm about violate the
second law of thermodynamics.

I just hate the 2nd law and wish it would stop existing. That way I
could experience my hyperreal fantasies firsthand.

How heavenly earth would be, if the 2nd law ceased its brutal
oppression.

Most -- if not all -- my fantasies involve how the universe would be
if some mysterious force turned-off the 2nd law. I do not wish to go
back in time and prevent the existence of the 2nd law but I would like
to perceive -- with all senses -- what the universe would be if I were
to suddenly neutralize the 2nd law right now. How the universe would
be if the second law were defeated on Tuesday, March 13th 2007, 9:38
PM [the time I post this message in Southern California].

Thanks,

Radium

Yes, it is indeed a pity that we are not in the position to make the
rules, only to discover what the rules are.

To hell with nature. Let's make a universe to behave the way we think
makes sense.

PD