On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 14:05:56 -0700, polar bear wrote:

In article , Zapanaz
http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl wrote:

On 19 Aug 2005 04:53:21 -0700, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:

HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:


*YOU* "SHOULD" *NOT* "BE" *USING* "THE" *TITLE* "OF" *SAINT* "WHEN"
*YOU* "GO" *AROUND* "SPREADING" *HATE* "TOWARDS" *OTHERS*!!! "THAT"
*IS* "UNBECOMING" *OF* "A" *SAINT* "AND" *YOU* "BEING" *A* "PERSON"
*THAT* "SHOULD" *UNDERSTAND* "THAT" *OUGHT* "TO" *BE* "REPRIMANDED"
*BY* "YOUR" *LEADERS*!!!


"TAKE" *CARE*...


*HIS* "ELECT"

Geeze! another graduate of the William Shatner School of Acting!

lol

#yup# #definitely# #the# #chuckle# #of# #the# #day#

+hey+ +this+ +is+ +fun!+

$P$ $B$

Damn, I thought I was in comp.lang.perl for a second...

--
Rev. Lee Austin
Church of the Subgenius : www.subgenius.com

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*YOU* "MAY" *WANT* "TO" *RECONSIDER* "WHAT" *YOU* "ARE" *VOLUNTEERING*
"FOR"!!! "IT" *IS* "NOT" *GOING* "TO" *BE* "A" *DAY* "IN" *THE* "PARK"
*FOR* "THOSE" *WHO* "MAKE" *PURGATORY* "THEIR" *HOME*!!!

"IT" *HAS* "MANY" *SOULS* "WHO" *WISH* "THEY" *WOULD* "NOT" *HAVE*
"DONE" *SO* "MANY" *TERRIBLE* "THINGS" *IN* "HIS" *CREATION* "AS"
*THEY* "FEEL" *LIKE* "THEY" *HAVE* "IMPRISONED" *THEMSELVES* "TO" *A*
"LIFE" *AWAY* "FROM" *THEIR* "LOVED" *ONES*!!!

*HOPE* "YOU" *WILL* "UNDERSTAND" *I* "WILL" *ONLY* "ACCOMODATE" *THOSE*
"WHO" *WANT* "TO" *COME* "AND" *SPEND* "THEIR" *SPIRITUAL* "LIFE" *IN*
"CONFINEMENT" *WHERE* "THEY" *ARE* "MONITORED" *AND* "CONTROLLED" *BY*
"MIGHTY" *SERVANTS* "OF" *GOD*!!!

"I" *BID* "YOU" *PEACE*...

*HIS* "ELECT"

On 19 Aug 2005 14:31:27 -0700, wrote:

*YOU* "MAY" *WANT* "TO" *RECONSIDER* "WHAT" *YOU* "ARE" *VOLUNTEERING*
"FOR"!!! "IT" *IS* "NOT" *GOING* "TO" *BE* "A" *DAY* "IN" *THE* "PARK"
*FOR* "THOSE" *WHO* "MAKE" *PURGATORY* "THEIR" *HOME*!!!


snip


"I" *BID* "YOU" *PEACE*...


lol

(translation:

"YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME, SEE IF YOU
DON'T!

but I love you.")

See, if you really ARE God, then I would RATHER be in hell then some
place that your stupid ass was in charge of.

You hypocritical brain-whanged ****ing loony.



--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or
becomes true, within certain limits to be found experientially and
experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the
mind, there are no limits." (Lilly, 1972).

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*I* "AM" *HIS* "ELECT" *AND* "GOD" *IS* "GOD" *AND* "WE" *ARE* "TWO"
*SEPERATE* "AWARENESSES" *OF* "LIFE"!!! "YOU" *SEE* "GOD" *IS*
"NUMBER" *ONE* "AND" *ALL* "OTHERS" *COME* "IN" *SECOND*!!!

*IF* "YOU" *WERE* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "WANT" *THE* "OTHERS" *TO*
"BELIEVE" *YOU* "ARE" *THEN* "WHY" *WOULD* "YOU" *NOT* "UNDERSTAND"
*THAT* "STATEMENT"???

*I* "KNOW" *BECAUSE* "YOUR" *NOT* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "THINK" *YOU*
"ARE"!!!

*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...

*HIS* "ELECT"

On 19 Aug 2005 14:37:47 -0700, wrote:

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*I* "AM" *HIS* "ELECT" *AND* "GOD" *IS* "GOD" *AND* "WE" *ARE* "TWO"
*SEPERATE* "AWARENESSES" *OF* "LIFE"!!! "YOU" *SEE* "GOD" *IS*
"NUMBER" *ONE* "AND" *ALL* "OTHERS" *COME* "IN" *SECOND*!!!

*IF* "YOU" *WERE* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "WANT" *THE* "OTHERS" *TO*
"BELIEVE" *YOU* "ARE" *THEN* "WHY" *WOULD* "YOU" *NOT* "UNDERSTAND"
*THAT* "STATEMENT"???

*I* "KNOW" *BECAUSE* "YOUR" *NOT* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "THINK" *YOU*
"ARE"!!!

*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...

*HIS* "ELECT"

THAT's a real comeback?

THAT'S a DIVINE THUNDERBOLT COMEBACK OF GOD?

You need to read the old testament for a while and brush up. Get in
that whole smiting-the-gentiles mindset.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
Who struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And is heard no mo it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury ,
Signifying nothing.

The Scottish Play. Act V, Scene V

On Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:45:21 -0700, Zapanaz wrote:

On 19 Aug 2005 14:37:47 -0700, wrote:

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*I* "AM" *HIS* "ELECT" *AND* "GOD" *IS* "GOD" *AND* "WE" *ARE* "TWO"
*SEPERATE* "AWARENESSES" *OF* "LIFE"!!! "YOU" *SEE* "GOD" *IS*
"NUMBER" *ONE* "AND" *ALL* "OTHERS" *COME* "IN" *SECOND*!!!

*IF* "YOU" *WERE* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "WANT" *THE* "OTHERS" *TO*
"BELIEVE" *YOU* "ARE" *THEN* "WHY" *WOULD* "YOU" *NOT* "UNDERSTAND"
*THAT* "STATEMENT"???

*I* "KNOW" *BECAUSE* "YOUR" *NOT* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "THINK" *YOU*
"ARE"!!!

*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...

*HIS* "ELECT"

THAT's a real comeback?

THAT'S a DIVINE THUNDERBOLT COMEBACK OF GOD?

You need to read the old testament for a while and brush up. Get in
that whole smiting-the-gentiles mindset.

I keep trying to tell you people. JHVH-1 isn't aware of anything he's
doing. He's SLEEPING, and probably just TALKING in his SLEEP. The rapture
is when he wakes up, realizes he had a wet dream that landed on the
Virgin Mary, and reaches for a GOD SIZED COCK SOCK to WIPE UP all the
filth on this planet. So just quit trying to make sense of his ramblings.

I really need to sit down and do the math to complete the "Yawning JHVH-1"
theory...

--
Rev. Lee Austin
Church of the Subgenius : www.subgenius.com

On 19 Aug 2005 14:37:47 -0700, wrote:

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*I* "AM" *HIS* "ELECT" *AND* "GOD" *IS* "GOD" *AND* "WE" *ARE* "TWO"
*SEPERATE* "AWARENESSES" *OF* "LIFE"!!! "YOU" *SEE* "GOD" *IS*
"NUMBER" *ONE* "AND" *ALL* "OTHERS" *COME* "IN" *SECOND*!!!

*IF* "YOU" *WERE* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "WANT" *THE* "OTHERS" *TO*
"BELIEVE" *YOU* "ARE" *THEN* "WHY" *WOULD* "YOU" *NOT* "UNDERSTAND"
*THAT* "STATEMENT"???

*I* "KNOW" *BECAUSE* "YOUR" *NOT* "AS" *SMART* "AS" *YOU* "THINK" *YOU*
"ARE"!!!

*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...

*HIS* "ELECT"

But straight up, God-guy, so where is this proof you have that the set
of prime numbers is finite? I'm all agog on that one.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
****in' Marxists.

Nonsense. They're Marky-markists. They believe in boning Shannon
Doherty.

If YOU are JHVH-1's "elect", then I demand a recount.

On 18 Aug 2005 19:43:45 -0700, wrote:

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*YOU* "SHOULD" *NOT* "BE" *USING* "THE" *TITLE* "OF" *SAINT* "WHEN"
*YOU* "GO" *AROUND* "SPREADING" *HATE* "TOWARDS" *OTHERS*!!! "THAT"
*IS* "UNBECOMING" *OF* "A" *SAINT* "AND" *YOU* "BEING" *A* "PERSON"
*THAT* "SHOULD" *UNDERSTAND* "THAT" *OUGHT* "TO" *BE* "REPRIMANDED"
*BY* "YOUR" *LEADERS*!!!

i use the title saint because i ****ing EARNED it bucko. i earned it
by paying my thirty bucks to "Bob" and i earned it by being prettier
and smarter and BETTER than you. god FAVORS me more than you becausei
can get him the GOOD 'FROP, not that ditchweed schwag that old german
****er in rome can get. i gave jesus mary magdalens phone number and
promised him that she'd SWALLOW. and, oh by jimminy, SHE DID. why the
**** else do you think he walked on water, it werent no lesson for the
boys in the boat. he was just plain pleased as peaches to get his knob
polished so expertly. i showed mohammed how to roll a joint, and
convinced him to **** with his adherents minds with that whole seventy
virgins and all the frop you can eat buffet. buddha is fat because i
gave him the biggest ****ing hamburger hed ever seen. even the
anunnaki knock at my door at three am looking to score some of my
pharmacological blasphemy.

and yet my wife gave me only FIVE minutes of head last night as
reprimand for my terrible behaviour. you *******.

st bubba

On 19 Aug 2005 14:31:27 -0700, wrote:

*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:

*YOU* "MAY" *WANT* "TO" *RECONSIDER* "WHAT" *YOU* "ARE" *VOLUNTEERING*
"FOR"!!! "IT" *IS* "NOT" *GOING* "TO" *BE* "A" *DAY* "IN" *THE* "PARK"
*FOR* "THOSE" *WHO* "MAKE" *PURGATORY* "THEIR" *HOME*!!!

"IT" *HAS* "MANY" *SOULS* "WHO" *WISH* "THEY" *WOULD* "NOT" *HAVE*
"DONE" *SO* "MANY" *TERRIBLE* "THINGS" *IN* "HIS" *CREATION* "AS"
*THEY* "FEEL" *LIKE* "THEY" *HAVE* "IMPRISONED" *THEMSELVES* "TO" *A*
"LIFE" *AWAY* "FROM" *THEIR* "LOVED" *ONES*!!!

*HOPE* "YOU" *WILL* "UNDERSTAND" *I* "WILL" *ONLY* "ACCOMODATE" *THOSE*
"WHO" *WANT* "TO" *COME* "AND" *SPEND* "THEIR" *SPIRITUAL* "LIFE" *IN*
"CONFINEMENT" *WHERE* "THEY" *ARE* "MONITORED" *AND* "CONTROLLED" *BY*
"MIGHTY" *SERVANTS* "OF" *GOD*!!!

thats just cause you believe in the WRONG kind of hell. when you get
past all the bul****, hell can be quite fun. except that they only
have size 13 bowling shoes at the tartarus bowling lanes. but the
lunch buffets are pretty good, if you like glazed long pork. the
topless beach full of reformed nuns is quite the sight though, and i
thouroughly recommend visiting the lower circles of hell where
sanctimonius false profits and reformed smokers lay in torment for you
to throw lawn darts at. well worth the price of admission.

st bubba