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FREE ENERGY Technology by Robert E. McElwaine, Physicist At the beginning of the twentieth century, everybody "knew" that a heavier-than-air machine could not possibly fly. It would violate the "laws" of physics. All of the "experts" and "authorities" said so. For example, Simon Newcomb declared in 1901: "The demonstration that no possible combination of known substances, known forms of machinery and known forms of force, can be united in a practical machine by which man shall fly long distances through the air, seems to the writer as complete as it is possible for the demonstration of any physical fact to be." Fortunately, a few SMART people such as the Wright Brothers did NOT accept such pronouncements as the final word. Now we take airplanes for granted, (except when they crash). Today, orthodox physicists and other "scientists" are saying similar things against several kinds of 'Free Energy' Technologies, using negative terms such as "pseudo-science" and "perpetual motion", and citing so- called "laws" which assert that "energy cannot be created or destroyed" ("1st law of thermodynamics") and "there is always a decrease in useful energy" ("2nd law of thermodynamics"). The physicists do not know how to do certain things, so they ARROGANTLY declare that those things cannot be done. Such PRINCIPLES OF IMPOTENCE are COMMON in orthodox modern physics and help to cover up INCONSISTENCIES and CONTRADICTIONS in orthodox modern theories. The "laws" of "thermodynamics" and "conservation of energy" ASSUME that the physical universe that we see around us is a "CLOSED SYSTEM". It is NOT. Free Energy Inventions are devices which can tap a seemingly UNLIMITED supply of energy from the universe, or from hyper-dimensional sources, with-OUT burning any kind of fuel, making them the PERFECT SOLUTION to the world-wide energy crisis and its associated pollution, degradation, and depletion of the environment. Most Free Energy Devices probably do not create energy, but rather tap into EXISTING natural or hyper- dimensional energy sources by various forms of induction. UNLIKE solar or wind devices, they need little or no energy storage capacity, because they can tap as much energy as needed WHEN needed. Solar energy has the DIS-advantage that the sun is often blocked by clouds, trees, buildings, or the earth itself, or is reduced by haze or smog or by thick atmosphere at low altitudes and high latitudes. Likewise, wind speed is WIDELY VARIABLE and often non-existent. Neither solar nor wind power are suitable to directly power cars and airplanes. Properly designed Free Energy Devices do NOT have such limitations. For example, at least three U.S. patents (#3,811,058, #3,879,622, and #4,151,431) have so far been awarded for motors that run EXCLUSIVELY on permanent MAGNETS, seemingly tapping into energy circulating through the earth's magnetic field, or from some hyper-dimensional source. The first two require a feedback network in order to be self-running. The third one, as described in detail in "Science & Mechanics" Magazine, Spring 1980, ("Amazing Magnet-Powered Motor", by Jorma Hyypia, pages 45-48, 114-117, and front cover), requires critical sizes, shapes, orientations, and spacings of magnets, but NO feedback. Such a motor could drive an electric generator or reversible heatpump in one's home, YEAR ROUND, FOR FREE. [Complete descriptive copies of U.S. patents are $3.00 each from the U.S. Patent Office, 2021 Jefferson Davis Hwy., Arlington, VA 22202; correct 7-digit patent numbers required. Or try getting copies of BOTH the article AND the Patents via your local public or university library's inter-library loan dept..] See also http://www.hsv.com/writers/bearden/mageng . A second type of free-energy device, such as the 'Gray Motor' (U.S. Patent #3,890,548), the 'Tesla Coil', and the motor of inventor Joseph Newman [see SCIENCE, 2- 10-84, pages 571-2.], taps ELECTRO-MAGNETIC energy by INDUCTION from 'EARTH RESONANCE' (about 12 cycles per second and harmonics). They typically have a 'SPARK GAP' in the circuit which serves to SYNCHRONIZE the energy in the coils with the energy being tapped. It is important that the total 'inductance' and 'capacitance' of the Device combine to 'RESONATE' at the same frequency as 'EARTH RESONANCE' in order to maximize the power output. This output can also be increased by centering the SPARK GAP at the 'NEUTRAL CENTER' of a strong U-shaped permanent magnet. In the case of a Tesla Coil, slipping a 'TOROID CHOKE COIL' around and about halfway down the secondary coil will enhance output power. ["Earth Energy: Fuelless Propulsion & Power Systems", by John Bigelow, 1976, Health Research, P.O. Box 70, Mokelumne Hill, CA 95245.] During the 1930's, an Austrian civil engineer named Viktor Schauberger invented and partially developed an 'IMPLOSION TURBINE' (German name, 'ZOKWENDLE'), after analyzing erosion, and lack of erosion, in differently shaped waterways, and developing sophisticated mathematical equations to explain it. As described in the book "A Breakthrough to New Free-Energy Sources", by Dan A. Davidson, 1977, water is pumped by an IMPELLER pump through a LOGARITHMIC-SPIRAL-shaped coil of tubing until it reaches a CRITICAL VELOCITY. The water then IMPLODES, no longer touching the inside walls of the tubing, and drives the pump, which then converts the pump's motor into an ELECTRIC GENERATOR. The device seems to be tapping energy from that of the earth's rotation, via the 'Coriolis effect', LIKE A TORNADO; or perhaps the energy source is again HYPER-DIMENSIONAL. [ It can also NEUTRALIZE GRAVITY ! ] A fourth type of Free Energy Device is the 'McClintock Air Motor' (U.S. Patent #2,982,261), which is a cross between a diesel engine (it has three cylinders with a compression ratio of 27 to 1) and a rotary engine (with solar and planetary gears). It burns NO FUEL, but becomes self-running by driving its own air compressor. This engine also generates a lot of heat, which could be used to heat buildings; and its very HIGH TORQUE makes it ideal for large trucks, preventing their slowing down when climbing hills. Crystals may someday be used to supply energy, as shown in the Star Trek shows, perhaps by inserting each one between metal capacitor plates, bombarding it with a beam of particles from a small radioactive source like that used in a common household smoke detector, and repeatedly drawing off the charge on the plates after very short time intervals; and/or by surrounding the crystal with one or more coils of wire of particular sacred-geometric shapes. One other energy source should be mentioned here, despite the fact that it does not fit the definition of Free Energy. A Bulgarian-born American Physicist named Joseph Maglich has invented and partially developed an atomic FUSION reactor which he calls 'Migma', which uses NON-radioactive deuterium as a fuel [available in nearly UN-LIMITED quantities from sea water], does NOT produce radioactive waste, can be converted DIRECTLY into electricity (with-OUT energy-wasting steam turbines), and can be constructed small enough to power a house or large enough to power a city. And UNLIKE the "Tokamaks" and laser fusion MONSTROSITIES that we read about, Migma WORKS, already producing at least three watts of power for every watt put in. ["New Times" (U.S. version), 6- 26-78, pages 32-40.] And then there are the 'cold fusion' experiments that were in the news a few years ago, originally conducted by University of Utah researchers B. Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann. Some U.S. Navy researchers at the China Lake Naval Weapons Center in California, under the direction of chemist Melvin Miles, finally took the trouble to collect the bubbles coming from such an apparatus, had them analyzed with mass-spectrometry techniques, and found HELIUM 4, which PROVES that atomic FUSION did indeed take place, and enough of it to explain the excess heat generated. There are GOOD INDICATIONS that the so-called "laws" of thermodynamics are NOT so "absolute". For example, the late Physicist Dewey B. Larson developed a comprehensive GENERAL UNIFIED Theory of the Physical Universe, which he called the 'Reciprocal System', (which he describes in detail in several books such as "Nothing But Motion" (1979) and "The Universe of Motion" (1984)), in which the Physical Universe has TWO DISTINCT HALVES, the material half and an anti-matter half, with a CONTINUOUS CYCLE of matter and energy passing between them, with-OUT the "heat death" predicted by thermodynamic "laws". His Theory explains the Physical Universe MUCH BETTER than modern orthodox theories, including phenomena that orthodox physicists and astronomers are still scratching their heads about, and is SELF-CONSISTENT in every way. Some Free Energy Devices might be tapping into that energy flow, seemingly converting "low-quality energy" into "high- quality energy". See the web site http://www.rstheory.com Also, certain religious organizations such as 'Eckankar' [1-800-568-3463, http://www.eckankar.org ] and 'Sant Mat' teach their Initiates that the physical universe is only the LOWEST of at least a DOZEN major levels of existence, like parallel universes, or analogous to TV channels, as described in books like "The Path of the Masters", by Dr. Julian Johnson, 1939, and "Eckankar: The Key to Secret Worlds", by Sri Paul Twitchell, 1969. For example, the next level up from the physical universe is commonly called the 'Astral Plane'. Also, each major level or 'plane', possibly even the physical plane, is SUB-DIVIDED into NUMEROUS SUB-planes. Long-time Initiates of these groups have learned to 'Soul Travel' into these higher worlds and report on conditions there. It seems plausible that energy could flow down from these higher levels into our physical universe, or be created at the boundary between them, given the right configurations and motions of matter to channel it. This is supported by many successful laboratory-controlled experiments in PSYCHO- KINESIS throughout the world, such as those described in the book "Psychic Discoveries Behind the Iron Curtain". In terms of economics, the market has FAILED. Inventors do not have enough money and other resources to fully develop and mass-produce Free Energy Equipment, and the conventional energy producer$ have no desire to do so because of their VE$TED INTERE$T$. The government is needed to intervene. If the government does not intervene, then the total supply of energy resources from the earth will continue to decline and will soon run out, prices for energy will increase, and pollution and its harmful effects (including the 'GREENHOUSE EFFECT', acid rain, smog, radioactive contamination, oil spills, rape of the land by strip mining, etc.) will continue to increase. The government should SUBSIDIZE research and development of Free Energy by Inventors and universities, subsidize private production (until the producers can make it on their own), and subsidize consumption by low-income consumers of Free Energy Hardware. For more information, answers to your questions, etc., please consult my CITED SOURCES. Robert E. McElwaine B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC http://members.aol.com/rem547 PLUS http://members.aol.com/rem460 Preserve BOTH on CD-R and PRINT-OUTS P.S.1: FARADAY'S DISC and DePALMA'S N-MACHINE "The 'N-machine.' "This device is an offshoot of a 150-year-old mystery in physics initially discovered by Michael Faraday in England in 1831, that has remained unexplained for well over a century and a half. The mystery is this: that a ROTATING MAGNETIC FIELD, relative to A CONDUCTOR ROTATING AT THE SAME SPEED (which means the field is STATIONARY relative to the rotating conducting elements), can ALSO create an electric current! "About twenty years ago, another physicist, Dr. Bruce DePalma, formerly of MIT, began a series of basic mechanical experiments with 'rotating frames'-- culminating in a device he termed the 'N-Machine', which above a critical RPM [27,000?] (revolutions per minute), APPEARS TO GENERATE MORE ELECTRICAL CURRENT OUT OF A SPINNING 'FARADAY DISC' THAN THE INPUT ENERGY REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN ITS MECHANICAL ROTATION! "It is our growing belief that Dr. DePalma's 'N- machine'--if it IS successfully producing more energy than required for its input--MUST be operating according to the Cydonia 'hyperdimensional physics' we have been so graciously 'bequeathed'...by someone." The paragraphs above are quoted from pages 371-2 of the 1992 Edition of "THE MONUMENTS OF MARS: A CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER", by Richard C. Hoagland. Richard C. Hoagland's web site is http://www.enterprisemission.com . See also http://www.depalma.pair.com . P.S.2: It has been rumored that the United States federal government has ALREADY SECRETLY DEVELOPED Free- Energy generators but has WITHHELD them from the public! This includes FUELLESS electric generators the size of semi-truck trailers that can EACH power a large city! This COVER-UP should be INVESTIGATED ! FULL DISCLOSURE from the government should be DEMANDED ! See the web pages at http://www.disclosureproject.org . P.S.3: PASS IT ON ! "EVERYTHING you know is WRONG." "The Truth IS STRANGER than fiction." "The Truth is ALWAYS the FIRST CASUALTY OF WAR." "OFFICIAL LIES are ALWAYS the BIGGEST LIES OF ALL." "The more things change, the more they STAY THE SAME." |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." Man in front of his computer: "That's not why you are really arresting me, are you?" Internet Police: "We have information, that you have been negotiating with cocaine bosses in Nicaragua." Man: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you, who in the government will my arrest clean? I just came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, you know what I mean, and then one gets Iraq wars and stuff, merely for the cocaine coverup. I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones. (man crying) My hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine, I am crying because you are coming to get me." Internet Police: "You violated the netiquette, that was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are. We have been following your computer activities for two years, we believed we have a case. Look buddy, you seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal, understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay, then you may be transfered to one of the nice prisons." Man: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say." Internet Police: "Don't tell me anything, after two years we know you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel." Man: "I will be kept in prison forever and interrogated every day. I know how it goes, I will be molested." Internet Police: "Pretty much what you deserve." |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." Man in front of his computer: "That's not why you are really arresting me, are you?" Internet Police: "We have information, that you have been negotiating with cocaine bosses in Nicaragua." Man: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you, who in the government will my arrest clean? I just came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, you know what I mean, and then one gets Iraq wars and stuff, merely for the cocaine coverup. I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones. (man crying) My hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine, I am crying because you are coming to get me." Internet Police: "You violated the netiquette, that was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are. We have been following your computer activities for two years, we believed we have a case. Look buddy, you seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal, understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay, then you may be transfered to one of the nice prisons." Man: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say." Internet Police: "Don't tell me anything, after two years we know you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel." Man: "I will be kept in prison forever and interrogated every day. I know how it goes, I will be molested." Internet Police: "Pretty much what you deserve." (typo: change "Who in the government will my arrest clean?" to "Whose dirt in the government will having me arrested cover up?" Whose crime puppet will I be? Bush's? Cheney's? You know what you are doing here. You are just arresting me because they need a crime puppet for the big guys." |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." Man in front of his computer: "That's not why you are really arresting me, are you?" Internet Police: "We have information, that you have been negotiating with cocaine bosses in Nicaragua." Man: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you, who in the government will my arrest clean? I just came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, you know what I mean, and then one gets Iraq wars and stuff, merely for the cocaine coverup. I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones. (man crying) My hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine, I am crying because you are coming to get me." Internet Police: "You violated the netiquette, that was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are. We have been following your computer activities for two years, we believed we have a case. Look buddy, you seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal, understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay, then you may be transfered to one of the nice prisons." Man: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say." Internet Police: "Don't tell me anything, after two years we know you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel." Man: "I will be kept in prison forever and interrogated every day. I know how it goes, I will be molested." Internet Police: "Pretty much what you deserve." (typo: change "Who in the government will my arrest clean?" to "Whose dirt in the government will having me arrested cover up?" Whose crime puppet will I be? Bush's? Cheney's? You know what you are doing here. You are just arresting me because they need a crime puppet for the big guys.") |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." Man in front of his computer: "That's not why you are really arresting me, are you?" Internet Police: "We have information, that you have been negotiating with cocaine bosses in Nicaragua." Man: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you, who in the government will my arrest clean? I just came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, you know what I mean, and then one gets Iraq wars and stuff, merely for the cocaine coverup. I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones. (man crying) My hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine, I am crying because you are coming to get me." Internet Police: "You violated the netiquette, that was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are. We have been following your computer activities for two years, we believed we have a case. Look buddy, you seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal, understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay, then you may be transfered to one of the nice prisons." Man: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say." Internet Police: "Don't tell me anything, after two years we know you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel." Man: "I will be kept in prison forever and interrogated every day. I know how it goes, I will be molested." Internet Police: "Pretty much what you deserve." (typo: change "Who in the government will my arrest clean?" to "Whose dirt in the government will having me arrested cover up?" Whose crime puppet will I be? Bush's? Cheney's? You know what you are doing here. You are just arresting me because they need a crime puppet for the big guys.") Internet Police: "You have several violations. You have several violations. There is no reason not to believe that you have been a middle man in secret between the Soros Drug Cartel and the Nicaraguan drug lords. This is a peaceful country, which does not think much of criminals. You have rights to stay silent, anything you say can be used against you in court. Welcome to the United States tavarish, here this is how we do business. We caught you, I am the Internet cop, we caught you good, and may God Bless this country and its criminal system. Put your hands above your head until the agents arrive! Here we have things my way, the good way. You have been doing bad things, you know that. Why couldn't you speak of the things everybody else is speaking about? We knew we had you the moment we saw you buddy." |
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Cherch of the prime century: Nothing can travel faster than a horse. It
is that way in Texas. People are in jail by the millions who tried with vehicles and failed myserably. They were framed and jailed and they had to plead guilty to other charges, rape, burglary, and who knows what in the American system, where Bush prevails over all. He does eat people, but he cannot be framed. In such a world, the police is nervous, and pull a gun on anyone they pull over. A man appears on the computer, he is a holding a gun at you, he is there on the monitor and tells you. Freeze. This is the Internet Police. Stop typing. Free Energy is not listed as a valid discussion in the alt.sci.physics.new-theories conduct protocol. Stay where you are. Our agents will come to your house, and confiscate your computer equipment. Don't move. Do not undermine the Internet Police. Google is a human rights violating company. They have become like that. They use the Internet for political surveys and declare politically violating Internet conducts. The man replies to his computer: "Let them know, they should be a little more careful to avoid political corruption in their political survaillance practices. Its like asking the cocaine bosses in Nicaragua for information about me. That's not valid politics. I have nothing to do with them. Why me?" The policeman responds: "Shut. Up." Man in front of his computer: "That's not why you are really arresting me, are you?" Internet Police: "We have information, that you have been negotiating with cocaine bosses in Nicaragua." Man: "I see, you don't get a clean government with me around, but one with secret prisons and stuff. The dirty people in the government have used you, who in the government will my arrest clean? I just came to the Internet, and that was enough proof for you, you know what I mean, and then one gets Iraq wars and stuff, merely for the cocaine coverup. I see, I am just not one of the lucky ones. (man crying) My hands are shaking, but I am not on cocaine, I am crying because you are coming to get me." Internet Police: "You violated the netiquette, that was enough reason for us to believe you are who we think you are. We have been following your computer activities for two years, we believed we have a case. Look buddy, you seem like a nice guy. This is nothing personal, understand? You'll probably get 10 years in Guantanamo Bay, then you may be transfered to one of the nice prisons." Man: "This is it, right? There is nothing I can say." Internet Police: "Don't tell me anything, after two years we know you are member of the Hungarian Soros drug cartel." Man: "I will be kept in prison forever and interrogated every day. I know how it goes, I will be molested." Internet Police: "Pretty much what you deserve." (typo: change "Who in the government will my arrest clean?" to "Whose dirt in the government will having me arrested cover up?" Whose crime puppet will I be? Bush's? Cheney's? You know what you are doing here. You are just arresting me because they need a crime puppet for the big guys.") Internet Police: "You have several violations. You have several violations. There is no reason not to believe that you have been a middle man in secret between the Soros Drug Cartel and the Nicaraguan drug lords. This is a peaceful country, which does not think much of criminals. You have rights to stay silent, anything you say can be used against you in court. Welcome to the United States tavarish, here this is how we do business. We caught you, I am the Internet cop, we caught you good, and may God Bless this country and its criminal system. Put your hands above your head until the agents arrive! Here we have things my way, the good way. You have been doing bad things, you know that. Why couldn't you speak of the things everybody else is speaking about? We knew we had you the moment we saw you buddy." Man: "This is not a free country. Why are people framed? Stop doing the big government. Do you have a warrant on me?" Internet Police: "We don't need warrants in the United States. That's something, aint it? This is a free country, and our secret service is the best in the world. (tears)" Man: "I should do a citizen arrest on you, police officer." Internet Police: "You have nothing on me. I can assure you that. And offending a police officer comes with a sentence hundred times the manitude. (tears) I love this country, its about... serving justice. (whispering) I love my job. (loudly) No criminals will offend this country! You scum belong in jail." Man: "What did I do?" Internet Police: "Quiet! No moving there! I am the law." Man: "In which century?" Internet Police Officer: "In the American century. The one and only prime century." |
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wrote in message ups.com... 5 FREE ENERGY Technology by Robert E. McElwaine, Physicist At the beginning of the twentieth century, everybody "knew" that a heavier-than-air machine could not possibly fly. Well that was a bad start. I suggest you go reasearch early avaition.. |
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