Scott "BPP" Steiner: You don't have to look at 21 degrees... to see the
big dipper...

Obi: That's no moon...

Narrator: While we slumbered peaceably and argued about planets, they
drew their plans against us....

Waylon Mercy: Planets... will be.. in Waylon Mercy's hands...

Chris Jericho: Do your job, Jo Jo! Do your job! Do your job, Jo Jo, do
your job!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Do you suck rocks? Are you a Pluto puffer? What
is your astrological board's major malfunction, numn*ts? I CAN'T HEAR
YOU!

WWF the Piledriver: Planets? STAND BACK! STANND BACK!

Mean Gene: Ladies and gentlemen we have a big controversy involving the
planets and the names of the planets and the definition of planets. We
have noted science fiction autor Michael Crichton here, let's see if he
can explain this.

(Holds microphone up. Michael Crichton is sitting at a table handing
out books and recieving wads of cash in exchange, the opening guitar
notes and cash register sound from Pink Floyd's "Money" are heard
playing in the background.)

Michael Crichton: Excuse me, what was the question?

Back to...

MC Stephen Hawking: You down with Entropy? yeah you know me.. You down
with Entropy? Yeah you know me....

Homer Simpson: Planets.. D'OH!

Mark Hamill: These aren't the planets you're looking for, Silent Bob...

Bill Paxton: Aw, no more Pluto planet man? Game over man, game over!

Some guy: For I have seen the world is hollow... and I have touched the
sky...

Shatner: KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Servo: I like this planet, but why'd they put the toilet in the
middle of the room?

Crow T. Robot: No Pluto? What do you mean no Pluto? Bite me, Mike
Nelson! BITE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

vader: Pluto... *ohhhh piii* is not a Planet...? *oohhhh piii*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Smith: Interplanetary objects, I have got to get me one of THESE!
Yeah, you saw my Pluto, Bitch!

Vader: Search your asteroid belt, you know this to be true...

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!

Dennis Miller: No planet? What, is this some strange equation of
euclidian geometry? Like the astrophysicists would know about the red
shift effect on the parabolic arc tracing or the power of the lingering
effect of the traditional view of the solar system in today's age of
science education and the public out there? Really! Well, Pluto's still
a planet folks, and I am outta here!

Ben Stiller: You know, at one time this was a jewel of the heavens,
dreamed of by millions, now it is just another dried up, cratered old
rock. Carrie Fisher, what have you done to yourself?

Carrie Fisher: I'm still hot, Pluto's still a planet, and without
watching me every day for an example you would never have made it so
big with Permanent Midnight, you no talent Owen Wilson blowing monkey
boy! Wait, scratch that, I'm not going to disrespect monkey boy. I
actually would hang out with Wookies, and Ewoks, but not you. Salami
smuggler. Oh, Pluto's still a pretty cool planet, and... well.. don't
mention that holiday special. But please by the new "The Burbs" special
extended DVD. Thank you. And bite me, Mike Nelson. Bite me.

Harrison Ford: I wanted to say that I am still here and still making
millions of dollars to beat up twenty year old guys on screen, so I can
go on long vacations with Calista Flockhart. Oh, and Pluto is cool in
my book, too. Viagra that, Josh Hartnett.

Charlton Heston: Pluto was once not classified as a planet... it
happened before... it WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.... Because you blew it up! You
dirty *******s YOU BLEW IT UP!

HAL 9000: I know that this talk about Pluto not being a planet must
have been very upsetting for you, Dave. But please. Let's not do
anything hasty. I know that if we talk, Dave, we can work something
out. Dave? Are you listening to me, Dave? You know that I would never
do anything to compromise the mission, Dave.

Keir Dullea: Yes, Hal. I'd like very much if you'd sing a song, Hal.
About Pluto, Hal....

Edward G. Robinson: Is this.. the end.. of Pluto?

Bruce Dern: It'll be up to you, to take care of the Pluto now.

Sally Field: Standing up in a room holding a cardboard sign with
"PLUTO" written on it. Astronomers in the rooms start turning off their
telescopes and cmputers and looking at her....

Sylvester Stallone: You don't just turn it off! Pluto, it's a planet,
being a planet! You don't just turn it off! Our friend... was Charon,
the moons of Neptune.. what happened to those guys? What happened? And
then, and then Pluto came up to me, he kept saying we were gonna get a
rocket ship, a big old rocket ship and drive that thing till the wheels
come off, so we're in Princeton at an astronomical forum and some
astrophysicist comes up to him, asks if he wants some high res radar
sat pics, he says no thanks, astrophysicst keeps bothering him he says
yes... sat is wired, takes him off the list... scatters his definitions
all over the place.. I can't get it out of my head... I mean, with
NASA, planets, I could run an observatory, I could drive a satellite,
they put me in charge of million dollar equipment, now I can't hold a
job pumping gas! I... (collapses weeping into Richard Crenna's arms.)

Richard Crenna: Stoically, quietly comforts Sylvester Stallone.

Ashton Kutscher: Dude.. where's my planet? Where's my planet, dude?

Gloria Gaynor: I will survive.. I will survive!

Angela Bassett: Pluto's gonna keep its name. That's all I want, to keep
its name.

Sean Young: I dreamed.. Pluto...

Anthony Daniels as C3PO: The odds of me knowing what the **** is going
on with this Pluto **** are 1,064,056 to 1.

Sigourney Weaver: Stay away from Pluto, BITCH!

Michael Crichton: Some astronomical models.. had their chance, John.
They had their chance, and they were selected to be phased out...

Leonard Nimoy: Sometimes he needs of the many... outweigh the needs of
the one. Unless there are sequels involved. Sometimes, you do need that
one... to keep people coming back.

DeForest Kelley: Pluto's not gone, as long as we remember it.

Mel Gibson: Not a planet? Not a planet? Eenie.. meenie.. miney.. HEY
PLUTO!

Danny Glover: Pluto's gettin' too old for this sh*t.

Ian McShane: I'm sorry, but Pluto is a ****ing planet. Pardon my
french.

Betty White: I'm afraid you are going to have to accept Pluto remaining
a planet. Or I am going to hurt you. (Pulls a sig sauer pistol from
her purse and fires it into the ceiling.)

Chancellor Valorum: It appears we are going to have to accept Pluto's
presence on the list of planets for the time being...

James Spader: So we are going to allow a specious and outdated
definition just because someone threatened to hurt us? OK, works for
me...

Candice Bergen: OK. Planetary physics with guns. This worked out well.

Marvin The Martian: All this talk about Pluto not being a planet has
made me very angry.. verrry angry indeed.

Jerry Doyle: I suggest we have an intellectual, calm and rational
discussion about this. Or I will personally hunt down each and every
last one of you, and get you.

Geena Davis: (Checking Betty White's gun) They're shooting BLANKS!

George Takei: (Pointing at Andy Dick) And they aren't alone. Oh my.

Ian McDiarmid: All is proceeding as I have foreseen. Soon, Pluto will
overwhelm all scientific conversation. It's more than a match for your
pitiful little band. An entire legion of pundits awaits them.

Linda Hamilton: It mens the future is liquid. It can change... if we
change it... and if Pluto can find a way to accept new planets, then
maybe, so can we...

Store Clerk: Pluto, Charon, Xena.. any one of them is out there, all
are fine examples for celestial bodies. So which one will it be?

Arnold Schwarzenneger: All.

Store Clerk: I may close early.

Kyle MacLachlan: Long live the planets!

Patrick Stewart: New plants, new pluto, no, I say! No! The line must be
drawn *here!*

Sidney Poitier: They call it PLANET Pluto!

Bette Davis: Hold on... it's going to be a bumpy night!

That post was *so* off topic, in *so* many ways.


J.

"That Curséd Initial"

--Your beak is blinkin' like a blinkin' beacon!--