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Old September 10th 05 posted to sci.math,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
Nth Complexity
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odin wrote:
Dirk Van de moortel wrote:
By the way, zero is usually taken to be both positive and
negative.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!
And you expect to teach OTHERS?!


The IEEE Floating-Point Arithmetic Standard (IEEE 754) defines zero
representions as positive zero and negative zero.


I see you tried to run away from alt.newsgroup.kooks, kook.

Just about every CPU on
the planet uses this standard.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!
By your standard, +infinity, -infinity, and not-a-number are numbers.

If zero is not positive or negative, then
what do you figure it is?


Gee whiz, that's a hard one. Why don't you ask a preschooler for help
on that difficult logic problem eh!

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Old September 10th 05 posted to sci.math,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.usenet.kooks
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Nth Complexity, , the
knuckle-dragging, mateless head-shrinker, and scavenger employed by the
parish to clean the streets, tooted:


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!
By your standard, +infinity, -infinity, and not-a-number are numbers.


Wrote the complete ****tard who doesn't even know Newton's First Law:

"Motion requires a constant force"

Message-ID: ]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Newton's First Law: An object in motion, will remain in motion and an object
at rest, will remain at rest, unless acted upon by an unbalanced force in
which the net force is not zero.

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Nth Complexity, , the stock-still,
cromwellian lecher, and royal servant in charge of table linen, twiddled:


Gee whiz, that's a hard one. Why don't you ask a preschooler for help
on that difficult logic problem eh!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ****ing classic.

"Gee whiz, that's a hard one. Why don't you ask a preschooler for help on
that difficult logic problem eh!" - Nth Complexity after being told in:

Message-ID: ver

"Naïve students may believe that constant motion requires a constant force.
Students at this age should begin to understand that once an object is
moving, it would stay in motion until an outside force stops it. Naïve
students may believe that if a body is moving forward there must be a net
force in the forward direction."

2001 MEAP Investigations
By: Annis Hapkiewicz and Dave Chapman, Okemos High School, Alex Azima,
Lansing Community College - The 5th grade MEAP investigation.

http://www.msta-mich.org/mcfmeap/2001-investigation.pdf

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ****ing 5th graders should know what you don't know.
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