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Old September 5th 03 posted to sci.physics
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand...

...... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another 100 years for you
people to understand it too. That's ok with me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you people to
learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then you ( or your
generations from now) will realize what is reality happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years. I still
want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place it in my grave. So all
can observe, how stupid most of you people have been all these years.


Smart's Alt. Physics News Group
http://pub39.bravenet.com/forum/show...20272813&cpv=1
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/


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Old September 6th 03 posted to sci.physics
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In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company

wrote
on 05 Sep 2003 03:20:54 GMT
:
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.


[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]

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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand...

(S. Enterprize Company) wrote in message ...
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another 100 years for you
people to understand it too. That's ok with me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you people to
learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then you ( or your
generations from now) will realize what is reality happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years. I still
want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place it in my grave. So all
can observe, how stupid most of you people have been all these years.


Smart's Alt. Physics News Group
http://pub39.bravenet.com/forum/show...20272813&cpv=1
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/


OK. I admit it. I finally caved. I spend too much of my time reading
the sci.physics NG. I cruise past so many of these car wrecks in doing
so. Tonight I was bored enough to stop and see how bad a wreck it was.
Inform the ER that this one will be DOA. Sad. Sad. Sad. Wrong. Wrong.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Why did I do this to myself? Why did I read the
whole "Smart Model" manuscript? Perhaps I could also quit smoking if I
could answer that question. A friend of mine likes to say "once you
start picking at a scab you really can't stop" when we discuss matters
like this. From page one this manuscript is such worthless garbage
that it is genuinely astonishing. So much so that one cannot help but
deny such sophisticated foolishness could possibly exsist. I read the
whole thing. Perhaps my subconscious believed a punchline was below
the surface here somewhere. Yet no such joy was found. In fact I
beleive that I am now dumber for having read it. Truly. I am now so
stupid that I cannot even express myself in a coherent manner. I have
suffered psychological, mental, and intellectual damage from reading
that steaming pile of crap! REALLY! I am only trying to post a reply
here in an attempt to exersice some cathartic therapy and recover. So
there's your evidence. I'm now so dumb that I thought this was a good
idea.

If there is anyone who could possibly refer me to a good therapist my
ears are open. After that I think I'd like to sue for damages. Someone
save me please.
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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand...


"MSMaxwell" wrote in message
om...
(S. Enterprize Company) wrote in message

...
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another 100 years

for you
people to understand it too. That's ok with me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you people

to
learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then you ( or your
generations from now) will realize what is reality happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years. I

still
want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place it in my grave.

So all
can observe, how stupid most of you people have been all these years.


Smart's Alt. Physics News Group
http://pub39.bravenet.com/forum/show...20272813&cpv=1
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/


OK. I admit it. I finally caved. I spend too much of my time reading
the sci.physics NG. I cruise past so many of these car wrecks in doing
so. Tonight I was bored enough to stop and see how bad a wreck it was.
Inform the ER that this one will be DOA. Sad. Sad. Sad. Wrong. Wrong.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Why did I do this to myself? Why did I read the
whole "Smart Model" manuscript? Perhaps I could also quit smoking if I
could answer that question. A friend of mine likes to say "once you
start picking at a scab you really can't stop" when we discuss matters
like this. From page one this manuscript is such worthless garbage
that it is genuinely astonishing. So much so that one cannot help but
deny such sophisticated foolishness could possibly exsist. I read the
whole thing. Perhaps my subconscious believed a punchline was below
the surface here somewhere. Yet no such joy was found. In fact I
beleive that I am now dumber for having read it. Truly. I am now so
stupid that I cannot even express myself in a coherent manner. I have
suffered psychological, mental, and intellectual damage from reading
that steaming pile of crap! REALLY! I am only trying to post a reply
here in an attempt to exersice some cathartic therapy and recover. So
there's your evidence. I'm now so dumb that I thought this was a good
idea.

If there is anyone who could possibly refer me to a good therapist my
ears are open. After that I think I'd like to sue for damages. Someone
save me please.



I am amazed anyone reads past the first few lines
without realizing the mental condition of the writer...

Here's a quote from him in another group...

"I know you think I'm crazy. But the other night I realized
I was sleeping and dreaming, so I willed my soul
( or spirit) out of my body, and traveled into outer
space. Usually when I know I am dreaming, I can
levitate and fly out of my body. So I gave myself a
big boost of energy to see how far I could go into outer
space. I saw the planet get smaller below me, and then
all of a sudden I ended up in another world, or in some
one else's house ( somewhere???).
To my amazement, a nice young lady I saw was there and
said she was expecting me. " ( Smart1234)

That should explain a lot....

Paul....


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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
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"The Ghost In The Machine" wrote in
message ...
In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company

wrote
on 05 Sep 2003 03:20:54 GMT
:
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.


[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]


Ghost... You ask the wrong questions if your are doing it
for the purpose of finding SmFarts knowledge base...

These will give you much better insight:

[1] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?

[2] When in the presence of an archangle does
there exist a connected energy field between
the two?

[3] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?







--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.



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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand... -Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA


says...

"The Ghost In The Machine" wrote

In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company wrote

..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.


[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]


Ghost... You ask the wrong questions if your are doing it
for the purpose of finding SmFarts knowledge base...

These will give you much better insight:

[1] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?

[2] When in the presence of an archangle does
there exist a connected energy field between
the two?

[3] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?


If you are so smart, how come you repeated the numbers instead
of using 4-6?

Those are all *easy*.

[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

It's exactly 1000 millimacons (a millimacon is 1/1000 of a macon.
a macon is the cross-section of a U-235 atom.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

(Compute, compute, compute...) The protons each have their collision
insurance premium increased.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

It works just fine.

[4] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?

It's an astral toroid, silly.

[5] When in the presence of an archangle does
there exist a connected energy field between
the two?

The two sides of the archangle are connected through the
archvertex, and the connected energy field between the
two is the inverse of the archhypotenuse. Now it's your
turn; answer the question with your old boring physics,
but with an archangel instead of an archangle. You can't,
can you? AHA! GOTCHA!

[6] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?

This requires an understanding of Velikovsky, Homeopathy,
Creationism, and the reasons why BATTLEFIELD EARTH is the
best movie ever made. Maybe in 100 years you will be
smart enough to understand the answer.



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| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
Paul R. Mays
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand... -Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA


"Another Wise Guy - Macon, GA USA"
wrote in message ...

says...

"The Ghost In The Machine" wrote

In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company wrote

..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.

[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]


Ghost... You ask the wrong questions if your are doing it
for the purpose of finding SmFarts knowledge base...

These will give you much better insight:

[1] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?

[2] When in the presence of an archangle does
there exist a connected energy field between
the two?

[3] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?


If you are so smart, how come you repeated the numbers instead
of using 4-6?


Because they were ment as replacements of the previous
questions, not additions to them... Nah Nah na na na nah....




Those are all *easy*.

[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

It's exactly 1000 millimacons (a millimacon is 1/1000 of a macon.
a macon is the cross-section of a U-235 atom.


Please re-read the question.... And show the calculations
USING the Smart Model



[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

(Compute, compute, compute...) The protons each have their collision
insurance premium increased.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

It works just fine.

[4] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?

It's an astral toroid, silly.

[5] When in the presence of an archangle does
there exist a connected energy field between
the two?

The two sides of the archangle are connected through the
archvertex, and the connected energy field between the
two is the inverse of the archhypotenuse. Now it's your
turn; answer the question with your old boring physics,
but with an archangel instead of an archangle. You can't,
can you? AHA! GOTCHA!

[6] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?

This requires an understanding of Velikovsky, Homeopathy,
Creationism, and the reasons why BATTLEFIELD EARTH is the
best movie ever made. Maybe in 100 years you will be
smart enough to understand the answer.



--
----------------------------------------------------------------------
| Just Another Internet Wise Guy Macon, GA USA |
----------------------------------------------------------------------




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Old September 7th 03 posted to sci.physics
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Default Oh Well I Guess There Isn't Anyone Intelligent Enough To Understand...

In sci.physics, Paul R. Mays

wrote
on Sun, 7 Sep 2003 04:02:34 -0400
:

"The Ghost In The Machine" wrote in
message ...
In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company

wrote
on 05 Sep 2003 03:20:54 GMT
:
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.


[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]


Ghost... You ask the wrong questions if your are doing it
for the purpose of finding SmFarts knowledge base...


"Knowledge" here might be a very loose interpretation. I'll
admit I have no idea how one can find 8 deuterium doughnuts
in an oxygen atom. :-)


These will give you much better insight:

[1] Does your astral self interact with others in
an astral plain while out of body by the
helical spiral aspect of the smart modle?


Heh. I'm not sure the astral plane and Christianity are
even connected, but you may have a point. :-)


[2] When in the presence of an archangle does


"archangel"

there exist a connected energy field between
the two?


The two what? Astral self and archangel? The two sides of
the archangel / archangle? The real and spiritual selves?


[3] What is the base method used to make
clear aluminum?


I thought it was clear steel. Or was that tz frazir's idea?

[.sigsnip]

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It's still legal to go .sigless.
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Old September 8th 03 posted to sci.physics
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In sci.physics, Paul R. Mays

wrote
on Sun, 7 Sep 2003 04:02:34 -0400
:

"The Ghost In The Machine" wrote in
message ...
In sci.physics, S. Enterprize Company

wrote
on 05 Sep 2003 03:20:54 GMT
:
..... The Smart Model.

That's ok. I understand it. I guess it will take another
100 years for you people to understand it too. That's ok with
me. I can wait.
You know I think it might take longer than 100 years for you
people to learn. Ok, take 10000 years. Ok. Well at least by then
you ( or your generations from now) will realize what is reality
happening in physics.
And I don't care, if I'm not here on this planet in 10000 years.
I still want Nobel Prize in Physics Award given to me and place
it in my grave. So all can observe, how stupid most of you people
have been all these years.

[1] Calculate the cross-section of a U-235 atom using your Smart Model.

[2] Compute, in detail, what happens when two protons of 50 MeV
each crash into each other, using your Smart Model.

[3] Explain how a neon lamp works, using your Smart Model.

[.sigsnip]


Ghost... You ask the wrong questions if your are doing it
for the purpose of finding SmFarts knowledge base...


"Knowledge" here might be a very loose interpretation. I'll
admit I have no idea how one can find 8 deuterium doughnuts
in an oxygen atom. :-)


Reference: "The Smart Model Online Book"

J) (Part 1) The Smart Model Does It Again In Correct REAL Atomic Image
Predictions

http://www.yale.edu/yaleche/chemeng/eia/PdOx.htm

You can observe the many oxygen rings attached to Pd in various real atomic
images.

When oxygen initially adsorbs on Pd(111) it forms a simple (2x2) structure.

http://www.yale.edu/yaleche/chemeng/eia/Pd-OLEED.jpg

Notice the round ring shape in above image..... .

Oxygen Ring At 250 percent Closer - One can almost see the deuterium atoms

making the oxygen rings.

Here is the predicted Smart Model 3D animations of Oxygen (shown again).

http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/Ex...piralField.gif

http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/Oxygen1.gif


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S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
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