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Come on George. Tell me about the rabbits. Do I get to keep the rabbits?

"Jbex" wrote in message
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Hi,

I am an electrical engineer living in Salt Lake City, Utah (USA).
For the past several months my wife and I have been dealing
with a new reality that in some respects is a dream come true
but in others is also a nightmare. I know that the majority of
people who frequent this newsgroup (and other hard science-
based newsgroups) tend to dismiss those topics which flirt
with the fringes of our know science; but for those who really
think they want to know the universal truths as opposed to just
giving it lip service, I'm offering the opportunity for you to
pose a series of questions to those with knowledge millions
of years in advance of our own. So if you think you're smart
enough to come up with a series of yes/no questions, the
answers to which can at least prove to yourself the validity
of what I'm about to tell you, then the challenge has been
put forth and it's up to you whether you wish to accept it.
I have also attached a more detailed explanation of the
situation as well as a couple of pictures of our friends taken
from one of our TV screens (on which they often appear
when the power isn't even turned on!) to provide more
context for anyone who is interested.

So anyway, here goes...

I'm really not absolutely sure that I am supposed to be talking
about any of this yet, but both my wife and I have had a terrible
weight placed upon our shoulders for the last 18 months and
I really wish we could talk about it to someone - anyone - who
would just believe us. I have large amounts of evidence, both
physical and anecdotal, that backs up our story but no one
seems to want to listen - probably because it's kind of scary;
but also because it doesn't mesh with standard human belief.

Anyway, I've attached some of the pictorial information that has
been given us as well as a more detailed explanation of our
situation. But anyone who is interested in more detail and/or
the video footage that we have taken over the past few months
is more than welcome to email us at so
that we can send it to you. But the short version of the story
goes like this:

Prior to our incarnation here on this hell-hole known as Earth,
(yes - re-incarnation is true) my wife and I apparently volunteered
for a mission to assist in the upcoming chaos that will be occurring
as a result of humanity trying to get back on a path more in-line
with a spiritual AND technological existence that is acceptable
to the universe as a whole. As such, last summer we received a
surprise visit from the very-highly advanced and widely-respected
organization of non-terrestrial beings known as the "Elohim". And
in case you're unfamiliar with that ancient term - suffice it to say
that for all intents and purposes - they are as close to GOD as any
of us will come from this particular existence. Now I won't go
into all the major details of our current relationship here (you may
either email us or refer to the attached text for more info), but
they are in the process of teaching/training us for our upcoming
tasks. One result of this is that they transfer a great deal of
information
that is generally unknown to humanity to us on a regular basis; and in
fact they have given us the ability to ask ANY question of them (as
long as it can be answered by a simple "Yes" or "No").

Now since I really hate confining such a great resource to just my
wife and I, I am putting forth the offer for anyone who has valid
questions to email me their questions and I will pose it to our new
"Friends". Now, I know that I'll probably get many more flames and
moronic attempts at humor than valid questions; but I'm going to
give it a shot. For those who do want to be serious - please keep
the subject matter to spirituality and science as much as possible (and
remember - it must be a series of yes/no question only). For the
purpose of example I have listed below some of the things I have
learned by asking such questions.

1. The universe is actually somewhere around 28-30 billion years
old as opposed to the current scientific estimates of 12-20 billion.

2. Human life on Earth definitely came by way of Mars. Although
I'm not sure whether we came here in microbial form or some higher
form (the answer was too complex for yes/no responses).

3. When we take our first "baby step" into the universe by going
back to Mars, we will need to terraform it by spewing fluorine AND
chlorine out of the crust and into the atmosphere to heat up the planet.
The reason this is significant is because our current science suggests
that elements such as fluorine and carbon should be used but NOT
chlorine because it could cause long-term damage. However the
Elohim directly suggest both fluorine AND chlorine.

4. In approximately 7 years (around 2010), a calamitous event will
occur (possibly large scale fires or explosions of some kind) that
will spew so much debris into the atmosphere that the sky will
turn red and the sunlight will be blocked for so long that a world-wide
famine will be created.

5. The "red-sky" event above will actually kick-off a chain of events
that many will see as the "end of the world". Of course it won't be
the end of the world but it will cause drastic changes in Earth's
societies. Additionally, it is at this time when the "Rapture" event as
described in the Revelation chapter of the New Testament will occur.
Unfortunately it will not be God and/or Jesus taking people away
from the Earth and placing them in paradise; but what will occur
is the culmination of a vast, long-term plan by a few very advanced
ET civilizations (not associated with the Elohim, BTW) to extract
a HUGE number of humans in one shot basically so that they can be
sold (much in the way we utilize cattle) on a universal black market
for MANY different purposes (e.g., experimentation, slavery, blood
sports, etc.). As it turns out, all the basic elements (natural resources)
are readily available to those that have interstellar travel; but what is
rare and highly desired in the universe is DNA and living specimens.

6. So related to #5 above, humans ARE being abducted on a regular
basis for purposes of testing and engineering. And those implants that
are placed into the abductees are mainly for the purpose of storing the
medical records of these people. So I'm not sure if they are also
tracking devices but they definitely are used to store information about
what has been done to that person during prior sessions.

7. Earth's moon, if not a completely artificial structure, has at the very
least been designed/engineered to prepare a better environment for life
on Earth. It is also used as a base for those who are here keeping tabs
on our progress. My wife and I like to call it the "Ranch House", %^)
You have to laugh about these things or else you'll cry, ya know?

8. There ARE people in our (and other country's) governments who
know a great deal of this information. In fact, our friends tell us that
several decades ago they contacted our government and basically told
them that they would assist us in our spiritual and societal development
if we agreed to stop beating each other up and stop making weapons
our main focus. Unfortunately our government was also contacted by
another group of ETs at the time who (unbeknownst to us) had a very
sinister agenda for our future but offered to give us all kinds of cool
technology if they could just abstract a few humans here and there for
"testing". Well guess which side our government went with???

So that's it for now. If you believe what we're telling you, you can see
that humanity was basically "sold out" by our government because they
thought they could get an edge on those damn dangerous ruskies. But
I guess the joke was on us because we lost the only chance we had
to defend ourselves from those unscrupulous ETs who have basically
been raising us for profit. And don't buy those stories about how these
"abductors" must be desperate to save their species and therefore must
be taking DNA from our species to regenerate their own. We asked
our friends about this point blank and basically it just comes down to
a stronger, more advanced species taking advantage of a younger,
weaker one. That's right - Darwinism on an inter-galactic scale.

So anyway - please save the flames for the newsgroup. Please only email
us if you're genuinely interested in hearing anymore of this information
or if you have important questions that you'd like us to ask the Elohim,
ok?

Peace,
jbex


p.s. you might want to start stocking up on the canned goods. %^)

"Peter Swinson" wrote in message
news:vSnib.754712$uu5.131156@sccrnsc04...
Come on George. Tell me about the rabbits. Do I get to keep the rabbits?

Gee, how refreshing! Finally a human realizes the best way to handle
something he doesn't understand is to ridicule it. Bravo!

Or MAYBE it's the scientific equivalent of homophobia:
making fun of something out of fear that one of your peers might
actually think you believe in something that isn't accepted by the
mainstream.

Here's a tip for future reference: if your sarcasm is actually
humorous you'll have a better shot at gaining the acceptance that
you so deeply desire. Give it a try next time!

Dear Jbex:

"Jbex" wrote in message
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"Peter Swinson" wrote in message
news:vSnib.754712$uu5.131156@sccrnsc04...
Come on George. Tell me about the rabbits. Do I get to keep the
rabbits?

Gee, how refreshing! Finally a human realizes the best way to handle
something he doesn't understand is to ridicule it. Bravo!

Better still is for the OP to realize he has classic symptoms associated
with mental illness. But since he has the wherewithal to afford an
internet connection, he probably already knows that.

David A. Smith