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ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered



 
 
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Old October 1st 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
Walt
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html

Story:
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

//Walt
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  #2  
Old October 1st 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
VtSkier
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html

Story:
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

//Walt


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Udderly ridiculous.
  #3  
Old October 1st 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
tadchem
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

On Oct 1, 3:26*pm, Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. *Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictuhttp://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html

Story:http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

//Walt


I'll have to file that alongside the pig with lipstick:
http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertain...e_headshot.jpg

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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Old October 2nd 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
A mighty Hungarian warrior
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

On Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:26:01 -0400, Walt
wrote this crap:

BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html



I had to go out and buy a new monitor. When I saw that picture, I
immediately shoved my sword through it.

Curse you, Walt. But not to worry, my sword is unharmed.






A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
  #5  
Old October 2nd 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
Dave Cartman
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

In article ,
Walt wrote:

BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html


Man! I wish I had one of those "Swiss Army Penises" like that guy....
  #6  
Old October 2nd 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
BrritSki
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:

Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:

Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html

Story:
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html

//Walt


Holy Cow, where did Scatt get that suntan ?
  #7  
Old October 2nd 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
Armin
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

On Oct 1, 10:18*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article ,

*Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:


Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. *Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:


Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html


Man! I wish I had one of those "Swiss Army Penises" like that guy....


That Guy is a Woman!
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Old October 2nd 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
Dave Cartman
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

In article
,
Armin wrote:

On Oct 1, 10:18*pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article ,

*Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:


Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. *Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:


Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html


Man! I wish I had one of those "Swiss Army Penises" like that guy....


That Guy is a Woman!


Oh Dear. I thought it was an unhandsome man.

I still want the "swiss army penis" though, do you figure that thing
clicks around like the head of a microscope?
  #9  
Old October 5th 08 posted to alt.sci.physics,rec.skiing.alpine,sci.physics
twobuddha
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Default ALERT: Spherical Cow Discovered

On Oct 2, 11:10*am, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article
,



*Armin wrote:
On Oct 1, 10:18 pm, Dave Cartman wrote:
In article ,


Walt wrote:
BREAKING NEWS:


Researchers in Middletown Ohio have confirmed the existence of a
spherical cow. Long thought to be a hypothetical construct of
theoretical physics, researchers confirmed an actual instance late
Monday night after a long search:


Pictu
http://www.wlwt.com/image/17590422/detail.html


Man! I wish I had one of those "Swiss Army Penises" like that guy....


That Guy is a Woman!


Oh Dear. *I thought it was an unhandsome man.

I still want the "swiss army penis" though, do you figure that thing
clicks around like the head of a microscope?


 




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