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Old September 14th 05 posted to alt.jokes,sci.physics.relativity,alt.music.kylie-minogue,alt.politics.british,uk.politics.misc
Anne Stewart
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Default Humor makes the world go round! (Like a bicycle pump)

Thats a pretty poor effort
Report Reads: "Must try harder"

"Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel" wrote in
message oups.com...
"Me and the wife went to the East Indies for our holidays last year."

"Djakarta?"

"No, we went by boat!"

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"Me and the wife went to the West Indies for our holidays."

"Jamaica?"

"No, she went of her own free will!"

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"Oh arrrrr! My 'usband and oi went to the Horn of Africa for our
'olidays."

"Djibouti?"

"No, 'e went of 'is own free will!"

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"We took the kids on holiday to Mesopotamia this summer."

Euphrates?"

"No, they came on the plane with us!"



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