"How did your wife enjoy her holiday, where did she go again?"
"Alaska"
"No it's ok ill ask her myself"

"Too Many Kooks Spoil the Brothel" wrote in
message oups.com...
"Me and the wife went to the East Indies for our holidays last year."

"Djakarta?"

"No, we went by boat!"

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"Me and the wife went to the West Indies for our holidays."

"Jamaica?"

"No, she went of her own free will!"

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"Oh arrrrr! My 'usband and oi went to the Horn of Africa for our
'olidays."

"Djibouti?"

"No, 'e went of 'is own free will!"

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"We took the kids on holiday to Mesopotamia this summer."

Euphrates?"

"No, they came on the plane with us!"