"Me and the wife went to the East Indies for our holidays last year."

"Djakarta?"

"No, we went by boat!"

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"Me and the wife went to the West Indies for our holidays."

"Jamaica?"

"No, she went of her own free will!"

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"Oh arrrrr! My 'usband and oi went to the Horn of Africa for our
'olidays."

"Djibouti?"

"No, 'e went of 'is own free will!"

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"We took the kids on holiday to Mesopotamia this summer."

Euphrates?"

"No, they came on the plane with us!"