Van Moortel, Varney, Bilge, Kokler, Hobba, Evens, Wormsley, Anderson, Czuhai,
YBM, Heymann, Smith, Old Man, Uncle Al, EjP...etc etc....

How would you like to pick a debating team from that lot?

Maybe if the subject was "Logic has no place in science" you might have some
kind of chance.