Yo! Fire-Like Person,


Pyriform wrote:

Archimedes Plutonium wrote:

Suppose ...


And suppose, too, ...


...


May I suggest that you attempt to engage the services of Crusty the
Clown and his ertstwhile assistant Sideshow Bob as presenter and
co-presenter?

That's _Krusty_ the Clown. The name is derived from the performer's
surname, Krustovsky (namely, Herschel Krustovsky, son of Rabi Hyman
Krustovsky).

Given the fact that the whole theme here is ludicrous fiction, it's
important to get these things right, ya' know!


Then the AtomTotality would explain why the Inverse Fine
Structure Constant is 137 because 231Pu has 137 neutrons in the
nucleus.


The explanatory power of your theory is truly breathtaking. I am
sure that Crusty would be able to gloss over the minor
inconvenience of the missing 0.03599976 neutrons.

What's a few percent of a neutron mass between all us chummy,
buddy-buddy friends here, eh? Science is just too anal as it is.
We need to lighten up a little, right? Since so much science is
government-funded, we should go with the old addage "close enough
for government work."


...

[More inspired, visionary genius verbiage snipped. I am not worthy
to gaze upon it a second time]

Yeah, it hurts my eyes (and my brain), too...


RRS