Archimedes Plutonium wrote:
Suppose there was a 3 hour TV show on the ATomTotality
theory with me as host.

And suppose, too, that porcine aviation has advanced to the point where
scheduled flights may be booked online...

Unlike Stringtheory that takes 2 hours of a 3 hour show just to
explain it. The opening sentence would explain the AtomTotality
theory by thus:

The whole entire Universe is just one big atom where dots of the
electron-dot-cloud are galaxies. Show a dot cloud pattern of 231Pu.
Point to a
galaxy which is a dot and this galaxy is the Milky Way. Point to a
smaller dot
inside the the Milky Way which is the Solar System etc etc on down to
the dot which
is the planet Earth.

May I suggest that you attempt to engage the services of Crusty the
Clown and his ertstwhile assistant Sideshow Bob as presenter and
co-presenter?

Then the AtomTotality would explain why the Inverse Fine Structure
Constant is 137 because 231Pu has 137 neutrons in the nucleus.

The explanatory power of your theory is truly breathtaking. I am sure
that Crusty would be able to gloss over the minor inconvenience of the
missing 0.03599976 neutrons.

Why 99% of the mass is not observable because an atom has most of its
mass in a
nucleus.

Ye gads! That's inspired! You are truly the King, no, the *Emperor* of
Science. We are humbled by your presence.

[More inspired, visionary genius verbiage snipped. I am not worthy to
gaze upon it a second time]

--
Pyriform