"Sanny" wrote in message
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Ofcource Hydrogen & Helium. But what else?

We know Hydrogen & Helium are gases so they are seen at the top of
Sun.

Forget about the hydrogen and all that other stuff. The Sun is made of the
same material as our Moon, namely Cheese .. Cheddar Cheese, to be specific.
Since there is some sort of bonding going on at the core of the Sun and that
bonding creates tremendous amounts of heat, all that cheese has since melted
into a nice conglomeration of fondue. What we perceive to be "sun spots",
are
in reality the holes left in the Sun's surface when the aliens from the
Pleiades take
a dip out of it with their over-sized croutons.

But, not to worry, the Moon is still pristine in its Cheddar content. Just
a little
clingy black comet dust on the surface. The astronauts actually partook in
the
"cheese and cracker" ritual, but it was kept under wraps, for fear that
every
****ing hippie and their VW Bus would be up there if the word got around.