On May 4, 11:28*pm, Sam Wormley wrote:
Puppet_Sock wrote:
Dogs poo becaue it's the dirt that is supposed to be my lawn
and I'm trying to get grass to grow.

Not to worry. I carefully follow them around with chicken gravy,
placing a generous dollop on each deposit. The following day
the dogs helpfully remove the poo. And the expression on the
faces of their humans is worth the price of the gravy.
Socks

* *Would that work with Seto?

If you can figure out the newsgroup equivalent of putting chicken
gravy on one of his posts, I will certainly do what I can to
cooperate.
Socks