"George Hammond" wrote in message
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On Sun, 04 May 2008 03:53:24 GMT, "John Smith"
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"George Hammond" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 May 2008 20:49:51 GMT, "John Smith"
wrote:
[John Smith, irate S.P.O.G. critic]
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?" .... IS the top question asked by ANY
employer
or person seeking the qualifications of another person;
NOT what you did 40 years ago!
[Hammond]
Well, I got a minor traffic ticket and the judge asked me
the same question:
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?"
I told him I had discovered the world's first scientific
proof of God and published it in a peer reviewed scientific
journal.
They showed a copy of the paper to the Massachusetts
Department of mental Health and the result is that they put
me on welfare, assisted housing, full medical
coverage and Food Stamps.
I tried to tell them I wasn't crazy, that I was a
scientist and actually had discovered the world's first
scientific proof of God... but the more I told them the less
they believed me and kept telling me to take the welfare
check and go to McDonald's and get something to eat. Finally
I just said o.k.
Sure ........ all patients at "The Ward", claim they are sane ... and all
criminals in prison are really innocent.
Here's a hint ... the more you talked to them, the more insane they thought
you were.
You probably won't get it anyway.
Now THAT'S probably the most honest thing you have ever posted.
[Hammond]
EVERYTHING I write is the gospel truth, including the
scientific proof of God, asshole.
Then why not back it up with VALID arguments and honest responses ...
instead of fraudulent lying, running away and psychotic behavior?