On Sun, 04 May 2008 03:53:24 GMT, "John Smith"
wrote:


"George Hammond" wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 May 2008 20:49:51 GMT, "John Smith"
wrote:



[John Smith, irate S.P.O.G. critic]
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?" .... IS the top question asked by ANY
employer
or person seeking the qualifications of another person;
NOT what you did 40 years ago!



[Hammond]
Well, I got a minor traffic ticket and the judge asked me
the same question:

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?"

I told him I had discovered the world's first scientific
proof of God and published it in a peer reviewed scientific
journal.
They showed a copy of the paper to the Massachusetts
Department of mental Health and the result is that they put
me on welfare, assisted housing, full medical
coverage and Food Stamps.

I tried to tell them I wasn't crazy, that I was a
scientist and actually had discovered the world's first
scientific proof of God... but the more I told them the less
they believed me and kept telling me to take the welfare
check and go to McDonald's and get something to eat. Finally
I just said o.k.


Now THAT'S probably the most honest thing you have ever posted.


[Hammond]
EVERYTHING I write is the gospel truth, including the
scientific proof of God, asshole.
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