Time enables one to calculate the speed I must drive to
the lesbian sperm bank with the jizz I just yanked into
the tupperware container nestled lovingly between my thighs.

On mister State trooper..please don't stop me...how'n my gonna xplain
this ??

State Trooper Lyrics
Artist(Band):Bruce Springsteen

New Jersey Turnpike ridin' on a wet night 'neath the refinery's glow,
out where
the great black rivers flow
License, registration, I ain't got none but I got a clear conscience
'Bout the things that I done (sperm donations)
Mister state trooper, please don't stop me
Please don't stop me, please don't stop me

Maybe you got a kid (mine were conceived by lesbians using a turkey
baster), maybe you got a pretty wife the only thing that I got's
been both'rin' me my whole life
Mister state trooper, please don't stop me
Please don't stop me, please don't stop me

In the wee wee hours your mind gets hazy, radio relay towers lead me
to my baby
Radio's jammed up with talk show stations
It's just talk, talk, talk, talk, till you lose your patience
Mister state trooper, please don't stop me

Hey, somebody out there, listen to my last prayer